Roses are red, violets are blue, but I wouldn't know that because you never bring me flowers, you bastard.

Roses are red, violets are blue, but I wouldn't know that because you never bring me flowers, you bastard.

When I'm old(er) ... I'm not going to sit around knitting ... I'm going to  .... http://media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/73/e1/50/73e1507052dc0485ffefa78e5c08d1b4.jpg

When I'm old(er) ... I'm not going to sit around knitting ... I'm going to .... http://media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/73/e1/50/73e1507052dc0485ffefa78e5c08d1b4.jpg

I laughed when I read this... So I guess, I would laugh first. Then be scared.

I laughed when I read this... So I guess, I would laugh first. Then be scared.

The first time I read this story, I thought it was the cutest thing ever, and that I wanted a drink

The first time I read this story, I thought it was the cutest thing ever, and that I wanted a drink

Today, I saw that my ironing board cover was wrinkled. I laughed at the irony. Then I laughed again because irony has the word iron in it.

Today, I saw that my ironing board cover was wrinkled. I laughed at the irony. Then I laughed again because irony has the word iron in it.

willywonka - oh, the boyfriend you refuse to break up with still sucks? Please tell me more, this shit never gets old.

willywonka - oh, the boyfriend you refuse to break up with still sucks? Please tell me more, this shit never gets old.

Despite the contradictory advice circulated in the late ’90s, if you wanna be my lover, please do not get with my friends

Despite the contradictory advice circulated in the late ’90s, if you wanna be my lover, please do not get with my friends

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