IF I ever have kids, I hope I do shit like this

Awkward Parents - Dad :3Hey dad, remember when I killed that butterfly, and you said 'No butter for a week?'Yeah?And when I killed that honeybee, you said 'No honey for a week'Yeah, That was a month ago, so what?Mom just killed a cockroach, should I break it to her?...

Lol!

hahaha xD

i probably will be this kind of parent one day xD jajajajaja am so sorry for you my lil daughter: Funny Texts, Funny Parent, Parent Text, Smiley Face, Funny Stuff, Text Messages, Parents Texting, So Funny

Epic dad - Ownage - Aug 21, 2012 -

Protective Dad...I can see my hubby doing this, lol.

One more time

I'm cracking up!

I'm going to do this to someone... ;P It's adorable

This sounds like an actual conversation between my son and me. Hilarious.

LOL :) I don't know why this made me laugh so much...I totally read it in the voices from Family Guy. BECAUSE WE WERE MEN!!

Autocorrect Fails and Funny Text Messages - SmartphOWNED

my dad wouldn't do this, but i can imagine you're Dad doing this for the both of us! lol

smart dad

Omg that is creepy!

It happens.#Repin By:Pinterest++ for iPad#

NO TRESPASSING TIN SIGN....... Our "No Trespassing" 8 1/4 x 11 1/2 tin sign that looks great and has two stern messages. Makes them think twice before they proceed. theonestopfunshop.com

Dad Thor