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I'm sorry that I got angry and said a lot of things that I meant but still should not have said. --this is totally me.

Running is not my strength

If I ever had to run for my life, I would probably die. HAHAH My husband told me this yesterday. He yelled RUN SAVE YOURSELF and i looked back to see what we were running from first! He said running is your death trap uummm yup

"We may feel dressed up, but all women know that maxi skirts are just crotchless yoga pants."

Maxi Dress for Fall

I love maxi skirts and dresses! "We may feel dressed up, but all women know that maxi skirts are just crotchless yoga pants.

Rubbermaid works well for this, too.

Funny Confession Ecard: Tupperware is so handy for those times when you feel like throwing out your food another day. this is our family in an ecard.

Asking me if I'm hungry is like asking me if I want money. | Cry For Help Ecard | someecards.com

Asking me if I'm hungry is like asking me if I want money. And the answer is YES!

Me, My Markers and Only 90′s Kids

All these 9 year olds with iPhones, iPads, and laptops. When I was I felt cool with my new markers. The crayon box with the built-in sharpener was the hippest thing ever invented back then

.LOL TOO FUNNY, BUT SO TRUE.

Anne Taintor: I did all the laundry and cleaned the house, and then I felt like killing someone.

I'm glad everyone is having such a delightful day walking slow as fuck in front of me.

I'm glad everyone is having such a delightful day walking slow as fuck in front of me. Or driving!

If your job is to tell me how to do my job, you should at least know how to do my job. | Workplace Ecard

Funny Work Quotes : QUOTATION – Image : Quotes Of the day – Description Funny Workplace Ecard: If your job is to tell me how to do my job, you should at least know how to do my job. Sharing is Caring – Don’t forget to share this quote !

I hate it when I plan my day and nobody follows the script

read the script people! This so me control freak lord I am aweful.

And leggings... too many people eat garbage, spend their life on the couch.... And choose leggings or skinny jeans. Lol. Please don't.

Free and Funny News Ecard: It's a recipe for disaster when your country has an obesity epidemic and a skinny jean fad.

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