Every time...

I wish I could think of these when my children are arguing with me!

"Yes I'm still here. It's just that what you said was so goddamn stupid that I think I slipped in to a coma for a few minutes." - All. The. Time.



Reminds me of some people...lol

For real tho.

You don't want my gangsta!

I work well with others when they leave me the fuck alone.

Could be true...

Buttmunch. hahahaa. One of my favorite words. In fact, I thought I coined the term

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Seriously. Get a life, let go, and move on. You can have happineness in your life too... If you really want it.

Don't let this happen to you!



Couldn't help it!

haha :)

She's crazy. And just when you think you've reached the bottom of her craziness, there's a crazy underground garage

well isn't THAT the truth!