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Funny Friendship Ecard: I have a feeling that my check liver light may come on this weekend. by Bob-Eagles

Sometimes I think, 'Screw this... I'll just be a stripper!' Then I remember I'm fat... and can't dance.

Free, Encouragement Ecard: Sometimes I think, "Screw this. I'll just be a stripper!" Then I remember I'm fat. and can't dance.

Every day at work I wonder if this is going to be the day I accidentally scream, 'SHUT THE FUCK UP!' out loud instead of just in my head. (Or in my case,  who needs work as an excuse)

Every day at work I wonder if this is going to be the day I accidentally scream, 'SHUT THE FUCK UP!' out loud instead of just in my head. Haha so true

Some things are better left unsaid ...

Some things are better left unsaid. But I'm probably gonna get drunk and say them anyway. Things sometimes need to be said. Thank you alcohol.

"I'm still washing my hands, honey! Be out in a minute."

Finally got my sink fixed! Wine on Tap! Right handle is Red Wine, Left handle is White :) Perfect!

Honey, you can't go around saying bad words. But the fact that you say them in the right context makes Mommy proud. And, honestly, that really DID taste like shit.

not because I really like it but because it is a reality for many families with children on the spectrum. These children are not doing anything wrong, its just another part of how their brains work differently.

I'm afraid if I give up wine, I'll have to replace it with murder.

It's a legit concern. My husband drives me to drink, if i didn't have wine. he'd most definitely be dead ;

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