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*Please let it go to voicemail... Please let it go to voicemail... Please let go to... * 'Oh, hey.. I'm glad I caught you...'

*Please let it go to voicemail... Please let it go to voicemail... Please let go to... * 'Oh, hey.. I'm glad I caught you...'

For the delusional ones ;) -- Your Problem Is Not Knowing You're The Problem

For the delusional ones ;) -- Your Problem Is Not Knowing You're The Problem

I always say what I mean. I may not always mean to say it out loud, but I always mean it.

I always say what I mean. I may not always mean to say it out loud, but I always mean it.

Technically grown-up, yet still have to chant, Lefty Loosey, Righty Tighty to figure crap out.

Technically grown-up, yet still have to chant, Lefty Loosey, Righty Tighty to figure crap out.

I like to stalk my own Pinterest boards to remind myself what awesome taste in life I have.

I like to stalk my own Pinterest boards to remind myself what awesome taste in life I have.

It is a recipe for disaster when your country has an obesity epidemic and a skinny jean fad. So true. So funny.

There are two types of people in this world: People you drink with, and people you are with that make you want to drink.

There are two types of people in this world: People you drink with, and people you are with that make you want to drink.

Why, yes, I use my Google search bar as spell check. Doesn't everyone?

Why, yes, I use my Google search bar as spell check. Doesn't everyone?

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