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not doing any of it

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That moment where you have so much crap to do you decide you're not going to do any of it. Story of my life.

It seems to be impossible for me to get out of Target without spending $100--even when I go in for "just one thing".  :/

Whoever said money can't buy happiness has clearly been to target.

I saw you have a beard and tattoos. a-little-bit-of-me

I saw you have a beard and tattoos. Excuse me, while I take my clothes off. Funny quote on men.

Friday Funny – Working Out! | Lynn Dove's Journey Thoughts

Free and Funny Cry For Help Ecard: Dear Fairy Godmother, Think you could bippity-boppity-boo me back to 17 years old and that awesome body I thought was fat?

Funny Encouragement Ecard: Today, Ill be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying all my shit with Febreeze.

Funny Encouragement Ecard: Today, Ill be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying all my shit with Febreeze.

guess so

don't let my looks deceive you. i have the mouth of a sailor, the temper of an italian housewife, and the the tolerance of an irish man. LOL truth x 100

We both have exes this applies to...

Funny Breakup Ecard: Thanks for dating someone ugly after we broke up. I win! Suck it beotches!

Big little

If you mess with the little sister, there is always a bigger crazier. I'm that bigger crazier sister

The many others...... People wonder why I gave my kids the names I did. I HATED my name growing up, there was always at least one other Jessica in my classes. There's only two other Keegan's, and no other Joanna's in the kids school!!!!

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: I automatically dislike anyone with my name because it feels like a competition and let's be honest. You're not winning that.

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