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Haha so true. that is soooo funny.but maybe just maybe the girl had already fallen out of love with the boy and was really kinda glad it happened. Thank you slut.

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"If I really was a bitch, I'd make your live a living hell, but instead, I'll just sit back & watch you do it yourself.

Or puts a dish in the sink and calls it doing the dishes

That is if he will take the trash out at all! My husband does a ton of other things, but trash isn't one of them! I have learned to pick my battles!

the only 2 reasons i listen to voicemails.. 1. if i don't know the number. 2. to get rid of the icon on the screen

I hate voicemails. I don't have a voicemail box for this reason. Either text me or I'll see that you called and call back when I get a chance.

What's on the inside?

Here's what's wrong this quote. Being perfect doesn't mean you have to look flawless in the physical aspect. Yes, I'm not perfect. That doesn't make me ugly. Your beautiful heart makes you perfectly imperfect. Not having a flatter stomach, etc.

at least this has always been my dream....

Every guy thoughts every girls' dream is to find the perfect guy. Every girls' dream is to eat without getting fat!

too true, despite the fact that it should say "woman" and not "women". Grammar people

It is quotes like this who have my husband double guessing what I really mean, When I say "What?" I mean "What?" Maybe I'm not wired like most women, but I mean what I say and I say what I mean, the first time.

ecard – Why did I unfriend you on Facebook? – Because your statuses are annoying and I hate your face.

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How long..how many guys were u talking to behind my back while we were together..seemed like u didnt realize or care how it made u appear after all this time.it was the most used paint to describe ur portrait

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Hahahaha...sausage :) lol. I enjoyed this.

so true. "For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?" Here's an update for you. Nowadays, of women are against marriage, why? because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig, just to get a little sausage.

I don't have an EX, but I know people who do and would say this...“Ran into my ex..put it into reverse..hit him again..” lol

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Hahahah!!!! I was just thinking this today! Stupid signs... Nobody cares if there's a baby on board or how many stick people are in your family!

I've always wondered why people announce they have a baby in the car. as if it makes a difference in the way people drive. This is hilarious!

I really used to do that... Even in other people's houses

Ummm yep, sometimes that is me at night. because there's TOTALLY a murderer lurking in the shower.

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