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I take my safety EXTREMELY seriously. Lol, this is so true for me sometimes. I used to barracade the bedroom door with junk so no one could get in or at least I'd hear them try to get in.

That might help, lol

Free and Funny Reminders Ecard: It's true money can't buy happiness, but I'd cheer up much faster while sitting poolside in a loungechair outside of my oceanfront mansion.

haha! by lola

This should so be my Valentine card lol. I love you with all of my butt. I would say heart but my butt is bigger.

Ecard humor

Funny Encouragement Ecard: Some mornings I wake up and think, yep, todays the day I punch someone square in the throat.

Depends on the day, ha!

"I used to have functioning brain cells, but I traded them in for children." - YOUR ECARDS - funny

Sometimes I actually tell them :)

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She'd be "the Mom! and not only smarter than Dad . smarter than any of Dad's friends too!

I'd think you could empathize with my chronic pain considering you suffer from chronic stupidity.

That time you realize your kids are in bed sleeping, yet you've been watching the Disney Channel for the past hour by yourself.

Hahaha! Heck yeah! lol

Logical proof that female = Iron Man! Iron Man is a female?