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To this day I still wonder if that bitch ever moved out of Ludacris' way. | Confession Ecard | someecards.com

I find it ironic that the colors red, white, and blue are the colors of freedom . . . until they're flashing behind you.

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I especially like what I call "The 5 minute slap". You sarcastically call somebody out, and they don't understand it for 5 or more minutes...then when they finally do, they go, "hey, wait a minute!", but it's long over by then…!!