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Today's housekeeping tip: Always keep several get well cards on the mantel. That way, if unexpected guests arrive, they'll think you've been sick and unable to clean.

Once upon a time, I thought Facebook was the ultimate place to waste time. Then I was introduced to Pinterest...

Once upon a time, I thought was the ultimate place to waste time. Then I was introduced to

Girl scouts have even broke the barrier of the no solicitor signs!

Welcome Girl Scouts, go away Door to Door Salesman! "Unless your selling Thin Mints, NO SOLICITING". This would be great for thehome front door on a small sign above the doorbell or on the glass door of a business.

When women ask you for your opinion, they don't want to hear your opinion, they want to hear their opinion, in a deeper voice.

When women as for your opinion.

When women ask for your opinion. I wonder why men don't understand that?

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Dear Math, I am sick and tired of finding your "x". Just accept the fact that she is gone. Move on, Dude. (Even though I think this is funny, I love Math! And I love finding the "x".

Cleaning house while the kids are home is like shoveling snow while it's still snowing.

Cleaning House while the kids are home, is like shoveling snow, while it's still snowing. My house will be clean for when my kids go on vacations.

Coffee or liquor

*Ever had one of those days that you feel you should have skipped the coffee and went straight for the liquor? Oh yeah!

REMEMBER...I HAVE been married before! And YES...this is so so true! =)

That is if he will take the trash out at all! My husband does a ton of other things, but trash isn't one of them! I have learned to pick my battles!

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