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Hahahaaa. I LOVE this story, and my 19 year old daughter does, too. One of my last real "discussions" in the classroom involved a statement I made about having to "get out the sewing machine last night"..... A student (several) thought I was just being stupid (Science-fictiony) w/them... Had NEVER seen or heard of a sewing machine..... and we're in GEORGIA.....

Sorry, I'm not Adele. I don't wish the best for you nor do I want to find someone like you. I do, however, want to set fire to all of your stuff.

Today I saw that my ironing board cover was wrinkled. I laughed at the irony. Then I laughed again because Irony has the word iron in it.

Ashleigh {bee in our bonnet} Waddle made me think of you immediately : ) Could totally see you saying this

You hide crazy like a bikini hides an extra 45 pounds.

I know they are tv whores, but they are still human. Its sad to see someone want love so badly that they make an epic mistake. Live, love, learn.. move on. <--sad but true girl!

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