Explore Funny Stick Figures, Picture Design, and more!

Funny baby onesie- I'm pretty sure my mom said almost this exact thing. Hers was " oh you read 50 shades of grey? so that's why you're pregnant!"

Nine months ago my mommy read 50 Shades of Grey.im sure there are gonna be MANY 50 shades of grey babies! that book was crazy!


It's either cold enough for uggs or warm enough for shorts. It cannot be both. AMEN THIS IS NOT CUTE! and tights doesn't make it okay either. you can't wear tights and shorts and uggs. stop it.

this will be my sign...oh yeah and prolly my answering machine message too just to cover everything that bugs the crap out of me :) lol

For my front porch - Funny Signs: no soliciting, we are too broke to buy anything; we know who we are voting for; we have found Jesus; seriously, unless you are selling thin mints; please go away. Girl Scouts Welcome!

courtesy hello #humor #someecards

Bonus if your phone partner is driving as well! Mom is my driving phone call always!

I REALLY REALLY need and APP for that....lol

I REALLY REALLY need and APP for that....lol

Facebook is not a therapist!  Do you really need your buddies telling you how great you are?

Lol Hey everyone, Finally a solution that works! I saw this new weight loss product on TV and I have lost 26 pounds so far.