STRANGERS think I'm quiet. MY FRIENDS think I'm outgoing. MY BEST FRIENDS know that I'm completely insane.

STRANGERS think I'm quiet. MY FRIENDS think I'm outgoing. MY BEST FRIENDS know that I'm completely insane.

Funny Cry for Help Ecard: How is it I detest every article of clothing I own, but when I go to throw something away, I develop this deep sentimental relationship with it?

Funny Cry for Help Ecard: How is it I detest every article of clothing I own, but when I go to throw something away, I develop this deep sentimental relationship with it?

5 Tips To Keep You in Shape Over the Holidays

5 Tips To Keep You in Shape Over the Holidays

I love food! Whoever said that nothing tastes as good as thin feels doesn't know how to cook!

I'm a lady, but when I'm mad, I'm an evil sadistic demon spawned bitch from hell that'll make you wish you were never born...And when I'm happy, I bake cookies and shit.

I'm a lady, but when I'm mad, I'm an evil sadistic demon spawned bitch from hell that'll make you wish you were never born...And when I'm happy, I bake cookies and shit.

Funny Anniversary Ecard: Being married is like having a best friend who doesn't remember anything you say.

Funny Anniversary Ecard: Being married is like having a best friend who doesn't remember anything you say.

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