Riding a horse seems like a fun thing to do. But do you know what's better than that? Riding a turtle. Man, I hope we can do that together sometime. Because Me + You + Turtle Rides = Fantastic Good Times!
daily odd compliment you're the kind of friend that if I declare the floor to be hot lava, you'll act as though the floor is actually hot lava. Which is cool, because some people act like it's not, even though I just said that it is.