Bacon Lip Balm It's bacon for your face! Keep your lips soft, smooth, and....bacon flavoured! A great gift for bacon lovers and lip balm enthusiasts. Creates delectable bacon-flavoured kisses. Use daily for soft, healthy lips and to beat those bacon cravings. $3.99
so THAT'S what that sign meant...pfsht, all this time I could have been swimming, just not spooning the bacon!