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I think this quite often when someone tells me they're pregnant. Not so much the money part, but definitely the sleeping part.

Free and Funny Baby Ecard: What's that? You're having a baby?I'm going to continue enjoying sleeping through the night and spending my money on myself

lmfao I always think this!

I've always wondered why people announce they have a baby in the car. as if it makes a difference in the way people drive. This is hilarious!

most definitely...people always want legal clarification or college advice. call me during work!

Funny Confession Ecard: I'm going to eat what ever I want tonight because I cried at work today.

So true

Funny Confession Ecard: I have an irrational fear of wasting a good outfit on an insignificant day.

15 Motivating Workout Songs. The link to the playlist is included!!! This is definitely going to make excited to work out!

On-Site Wedding Receptions 15 Motivating Workout Songs. The link to the playlist is included! This is definitely going to make excited to work out!

Dont let my looks deceive you...I may not be Italian...but like I just said....don't let my looks deceive you haha

don't let my looks deceive you. i have the mouth of a sailor, the temper of an italian housewife, and the the tolerance of an irish man. LOL truth x 100

~ If I really like you, Ill be sarcastic and tease you relentlessly. If I dont like you, Ill be very polite and pleasant. I think I may have somehow gotten this backwards.

Funny Ecard: The stick figure decals on vehicle windows are not pedestrian 'kill scores’ but represent family members? I'll remove mine ASAP to avoid further confusion.

It seems to be impossible for me to get out of Target without spending $100--even when I go in for "just one thing".  :/

Whoever said money can't buy happiness has clearly been to target.

I feel bad for kids now days that see a cool new toy on TV that they want, but have no way of getting, because their parents have to be 18 or older to call.

16 and Pregnant! I feel bad for kids now days that see a cool new toy on TV that they want, but have no way of getting, because their parents have to be 18 or older to call.

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