Hahahahaha the perfect !!!!!!
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Honey, if I can still walk to the kitchen after sex, you don't deserve a #$%ing sandwich! HAHAHAHA. OMG!
ahahahahhaahaha. i don't why i find this so funny, but i've been laughing for like five minutes.
bahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha seriously.. Do it right, or make your own damn sandwich!
Lmao I thought this is funny with as much as you joke about making you a sandwich :)
Hahahahaha the perfect response!!! #ecards #funny
Funny | Drunk humor | SUPER TRUE!!
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((This made me *giggle*.)) My kids don't whine unless they're super sick... but, I know some spoiled brats that do!
I can't stop laughing. I'm so using this on the kids! OK. Maybe not..but it is tempting
Whinese.... I just laughed so hard, can't wait to say this to my kids!!
I don't think I could get it out to my kids without laughing!
I can't stop laughing. I'm so using this on the kids!
Too funny! I'm gonna have to use this one on my kids
Truth. I tell the kids this all the time.
Funny. I don't speak Whinese
How to be a good parent.
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made me laugh b/c it's so true!! I do this to my kids b/c it's a lot easier and works a lot better :)
Works great with stranger's kids who misbehave in a store away from their parents. You know the kind. They figure mom can't see them and no one else us going to dare to say anything. Until I come along.
This does work!! 😜 Yelling does not work! Kids and all people turn off their listening when you start to yell/scream at them. It's called abuse. TG Parenting is never easy.
Parenting. I asked my kids one day to start whispering when I found them whining for things because my ears hurt and I could not hear what they wanted.. It really worked for me and they stopped whining! Amazing! ( bend over and ask them to please whisper like this with their big girl or boy voice so you can hear what they are saying) It works!
LOL... Can't stand parents who yell at their kids! Great alternative perspective! So funny...
How to be a good parent. So true and funny at the same time!!!
Parenting funny! Does this work?
Funny stuff and so true!
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Ecard: If sex between 3 people is a threesome and between 2 people is a twosome. Now I understand why people call you handsome.
This is EXACTLY the laugh I needed today!! Too effen funny !!
I don't care who you are that is funny stuff, right there!
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I can't stop laughing (giggle... snort)
Bahaha that's funny stuff!
Handsome ;D #eCard
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my children will NOT act up in the store unless they want a personal escort that second to the car for said ass whooping
I sure heard this a few times growing up albeit "butt" instead of "a**" :D!
my childhood memories....will be my childrens memories :>
I remember this conversation with my kids :-)
LOL...or as soon as you get in the car :P
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HAHAHA love it!!!!!!!!
Hahaha. This made me laugh
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Be nice to your daughter in-law. She has sex with the man who will pick your nursing home. Or possibly her own!!!
Be nice to your daughter in-law. She has sex with the man who will pick your nursing home. Too true dad! Well.. Minus the whole in-law, and I guess the sex part..
I found this funny: Be nice to your daughter in-law. She has sex with the man who will pick your nursing home.
Be nice to your daughter in-law. She has sex with the man who will pick your nursing home. Ha ha ha! This is hilarious and so true!
Be nice to your daughter in-law. She has sex with the man who will pick your nursing home. - hahahaha idk why, but this really made me laugh lol
Oh my!! @Lori Hoeing This made me giggle!!! :) Be nice to your daughter in-law. She has sex with the man who will pick your nursing home.
good advice ;)
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A time out? No, no... it's called a spanking. Go on. Act a fool. I'll demonstrate. ---- some ecards. humor. funny. kids. child. parenting. good old fashion spanking.
Funny Family Ecard: A time out? No, no...it's called a spanking. Go on. Act a fool. I'll demonstrate.
funny thing , i swear this is me when i have kids. they always say go ahead you'll get introuble for spanking your kids these days.
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That's how we do it. I was getting my oil changed at Wal-Mart one day and this guy commented on well behaved my kids were. (I wanted to laugh, but I said thank you.) He asked if we spanked our kids and I hesitantly replied "yes". He said it was very apparent because of how well behaved my kids were compared to the other kids running wild and he wished more parents would spank their kids because talking and time outs do no good. I couldn't agree more and I felt very proud that day.
couldn't decide if I should pin it to funnies or kids stuff....
Too funny! This is how it was when I was a kid
Spanking quote- Dying laughing right now!
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The FIRST TIME. Yes, only ONE time... On the third time, I start to lose my cool. No. I don't have an anger issue. The kids have a listening issue.
If you would just listen and do something the first time I asked, Mommy wouldn't have to lose her shit..Yep!
Cause there are days that it's like I'm the effing Charlie Brown teacher around here.....
Cause it's like I'm the effing Charlie Brown teacher around here.....omg so funny.
Listening is important... I'll have to tell my future kids this! Haha
hahah! The busy mom quote!
Why Mommy loses her shit.
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When God overheard us say "that first child was not that hard and we could handle another%2C" He uttered "challenge accepted!" | Family Ecard
Challenge Accepted! LOL! He only gives you what you can handle. :) #challengeaccepted #momslife #lifewithkids
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I think my Mom is the original author of this quote!
Lmao so true!! Challenge accepted x3!!!
Laughing. So. Hard! oh so true!
Yazmin... Challenge accepted!
Challenge Accepted- God
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I always worry about the safety of my children. Especially the daughter who is talking back to me right now. | Flirting Ecard | someecards.com
I always worry about the safety of my children. Especially the daughter who is talking back to me right now.
OMG!!! I need to have this framed in my house. My daughter SO needs to see this
For all my daughters @jamie cook @amanda Shuff @randi painter @katie Shuff
Not my daughter, at least not yet, but soooooo freakin' funny!
Yup love my daughter but u better watch out Maddie G
Sorry Rachel! But this IS funny!! LOL
I might need this someday! lol funny
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We're True Friends. This is awesome! I love spin on words.
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We're True Friends. So good and true, @rossonal!!!
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"Your loving and patient mother clocks off at 8:00pm. I suggest you get your tiny butt in bed before angry and 'I've had enough' mother arrives. OK? OK."
This is so funny because I have told Nick a million times "I am off duty at 8 if you let them stay up they are YOUR kids"
Lol! 8pm is too early for angry mom to come out...this usually happens around 9
love my sweet girl, but I need a dang 1 hour break before I go to sleep myself!
Sometimes this is my life. And by sometimes I mean every day.
Sometimes "Angry I've Had Enough Mother" clocks in early.
Story of my life!!!!!! Don't mess with me at bedtime
Me every single night!
Hahaha oh yesss!
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Lol o yesss
I laughed I couldnt help it, its frickin funny. hehehe
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Hahaha! This makes me laugh even though its kind of crude, and plus I never did that, so I can't use this quote personally...but it made me laugh.
Bahahahahahahahahahahahaha. i don't have kids, nor do i want them.. but THIS is funny stuff. and something i would say
unsure if this is more for my kids or funny.. I guess the humor part is a little more appropriate! Lmfao...
I can't stop laughing!!! Gross but I can totally see myself telling my child this in the future. Maybe my sense of humor is a little warped..
I don't know why this made me laugh so hard? Just imagining saying to a kid "YOU are ew." Lol!
I can't stop laughing!!!!! Don't have kids but still so funny
That shit is so funny, because it is so true! Ha!
Not that I have kids bit I giggled
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This will most likely be my parenting style.. Hahaha.
ahahahah. this is my kind of parenting style lol
some more future parenting style
This sums up my parenting style.
our parenting style to a tee :P
My parenting style lol
Lucila parenting style
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Motherhood as Told By E-Cards by "Conscience Parenting" He he...love the little blurbs she writes below the e-cards.
Soo true!! -- "No, this isn't an inconvenient time. It always sounds like my kids are killing a cat in my house."
No, this isn't an inconvenient time. It always sounds like my kids are killing a cat in my house. @Jolene Cihak-Taylor
Not inconvenient. And actually no kids. Just the cat going full blown psycho...
LOL.....I remember this time in my life with kids.
When I call my sister Cyndi with 3 small kids.
My kids usually ARE trying to kill the cat.
Kids are quiet until the phone rings!
HILARIOUS... and so so true!!
hahaha!!! This is so sad but so true lol
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The fate of my future children. This is exactly me and my mama (:
This will be my children. This is so me so I'm told. Lol
If I ever have children, this is what will happen.
This will be my children! This is my children!
Sorry future children, this will be you.