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Funny Courtesy Hello Ecard: Sorry, but my Dealing with Assholes Day is scheduled for the 10th of never. Call back then.
The Pity Train has just derailed at the corner of Suck It Up & Move On, and crashed into We All Have Problems, before coming to a stop at Get The Hell Over It.
I can't understand you. I don't speak assholian.
No actual harm. Just uncomfortable misery. Does that make me a bad person? Never mind. I don't care.
Congratulations on successfully performing a basic task of life which the rest of the world performs daily and without expectation of praise.
Hilarious! This happened to me... Going away cake was supposed to say 'We Will Miss You, Courtney!' They spelled my name 'Courney' :p
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Hahahahahaha I laughed so hard I cried and then I thought I could move on but I would look at the computer and start laughing again! hahahahah
To all the girls that think back fat doesn't exist... it does... so stop dressing like a whore. CAUSE YOUR BACK FAT IS STILL THERE hahahaha
If I had known you were coming over, I would have left the house.
You're beautiful just the way you are except for your face and personality.
Haha I can totally be this lazy to where if you were if you were to ask me a question I wont answer till like 3mins later!!! So don't ask something till after im lazy... okay?
If you can't say something nice, say something clever but devastating.