Protects your hair when you eat. because getting food in your hair would just look ridiculous.Yes, when I eat I always flail around and get food in my hair, this is the most ridiculous thing I've ever seen!
Brushing your teeth with a strip of fried bacon is tricky. If it's too crisp it will break apart as you brush and if it's too limp you won't be able to remove any of the plaque. So when it's time to brush your teeth, leave the bacon strips for breakfast a