Congratulations on advertising that you're a drunk whore by checking in to a bar five days a week.
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You go girl
amen & always throwing your kids off on whoever will take them. sad life for the kids , they shouldn't suffer because all you think about is how drunk you can get and how many men you can flirt with,, skank!
Bahahaha @Ashley Peterson
Lol get a damn life
"Thanks, I'll totally take your advice seriously..." haha
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Can you say Narcissistic Personality Disorder? Let me spell it for you!
No se te quita lo puta
You remind me of a smoke detector when you're drunk. You're annoying and won't shut the hell up.
Im sorry but my dad has been lecturing the kids for almost a whole hour for not cleaning the house. BUT the house is now clean and dinner was made. So shut it already!!
Ex husbands! Lying pig. You act like I don't know that you are in a relationship and have a baby on the way yet you feel it's appropriate to try to contact me when your drunk? Gettouttaaahereee I haven't talk to you in how long? Oh yeah forever lol
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Oh yes this is SO true! i think this the whole time Im listening; in fact sometimes I even say it!
Hahahahahahaha...I really don't mind hearing about my friends vent about their hubbys, but am happy sometimes when I get to come home and not have to deal with it lol
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Never let anything get in the way of your goals or your dreams.
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A short quote about never giving up with a picture of little mouse wearing a safety helmet in front of a mice trap.
Super Cute Motivational Quote: Never Give Up ~ Mouse wearing a helmet & going for the cheese in the mousetrap.
Never give up mouse trap helmet
Now a days animals also clever monday quotes
Don't Give Up NEVER NEVER NEVER GIVE UP
Never give up! #Determination #persistence #NeverGiveUp #Strong
Famous quotes about not understanding
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Funny quote about not understanding
Customer service at it's best. ..."Enunciate people, e-nun-ci-ate!!!"
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Made me laugh.
"I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in." #funny #quote
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Because its the nice thing to do :)
my dance moves are pretty awesome after 2 glasses of wine...
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More reasons to drink wine
flawless dance moves!
Dancing with the Stars, here I come!
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This book explains my entire life. "Well, that didn't work"
Funny. My life is far from bad. But, this makes me laugh.
Story of my life! Well that didn't work, and autobiography. Funny book
My life.. A true story
Girl dating truths: An Autobiography - "Well, that didn't work" ....
My life story
Paybacks a bitch.
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I wish I had a dollar for everytime I didn't have a dollar. | Confession Ecard
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Funny Sports Ecard: Every time I set my DVR to record The Biggest Loser it automatically records MICHIGAN football games.
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Be happy for others!
indeed...some people live for others misery. Those people suck on so many levels.
Eww.. Jealousy and bitterness..
I disagree with "know you're better", it should be " follow your principles, or your heart". Never feel "better than", understand they are having a problem, and it's about them, not you, have compassion & maybe you could actually help them feel better. It's not about "feeling better than".
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So true and so hard to do! But you gotta walk away and be better.
No matter how badly people treat you, never drop down to their level #karma #cardtales #truth #free
Rise above it.
No matter how badly people treat you, never drop down to their level, just know you're better and walk away! Need to remember this!!!
Positive Inspirational Quotes: No matter how badly people treat you ...
ahhh the high road.
Making fun of someone is how jealous people act. Walking away is how a confident person will react.
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Keep downing cat people when you had one
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Some days are just like that
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Funny Encouragement Ecard: Step aside coffee.... This is a job for alcohol! .
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Running late is exercise, right? Thanks Nicole Glosser for finding the humor in me always being late. :-P
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Makes me think of some of my friends
Running Late Is Exercise Right? #running #runner #lazy #fitness #workout #cute #late #tank #style #trendy #funny
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No seriously, thanks for your opinion! I'll put that in the bullshit file.
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Funny Encouragement Ecard: No seriously, thanks for your opinion! I'll put that in the bullshit file.
"Halie, please schedule a 1:30 meeting tomorrow" "For what?" "In preparation for the meeting on Friday" meetings about meetings ... of course.