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K I see what it says...but I want that fucking couch

Funny Cry for Help Ecard: I need a nap. And by nap I mean a small coma so I can hide from my life.

People really should be nicer to me, I'm doing them a god damn favor.

Sometimes, the amount of self-control it takes to not say what's on my mind is so immense I need a nap afterward.I do occasionally practice self control!

So much to do...

Funny Weekend Ecard: So much to do. So little desire to do it.

Bladder is my arch enemy

"Sleeping in cold easily be my superpower. IF not for my arch-enemy, my bladder." FROM: Dump A Day Funny Pictures Of The Day - 120 Pics

FOX News summed up in one ecard..

better late than ugly ;) actually I usually just arrive ugly since I hate being late!

I'M HAVING A NERVOUS BREAKDOWN..AS SOON AS ... - http://www.razmtaz.com/im-having-a-nervous-breakdown-as-soon-as/

Free and Funny Workplace Ecard: As soon as this day is over I'm having a nervous breakdown. I've worked for it, I deserve it and no one is going to keep me from it!

Mimosas in the morning

My new favorite:Funny Family Ecard: If there were 'Box Tops for Education' on wine labels, my kid's school would be rich! I have some friends who resemble this! LOL so true! My mom except boxed wine haha

Funny Cry for Help Ecard: why must I love cheese.. and bread.. and cheesy bread.

why must I love cheese. and cheesy bread.I luvv my asiago cheese bread from Panera!

Funnies Thread Part 2 - Page 58

Funnies Thread Part 2 - Page 58

Funny Confession Ecard: I only seem to remember I want to lose weight AFTER eating 7 cookies.

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