Sydney! Dane cook "and the shark grabbed my leg. Well how did you get away? Well I punched him and he ahh let me go! So your telling me a you punched a great white shark and the fucking shark goes ALRIGHTTT!!!!!!!!!!!
On your average Friday night, I can be caught saying this on the dance floor. No one seems to get it but me. Should I bring a broom the next time I go out and do the lightning bolt scar? What do you guys think?
Twilight? Awesome? What is this foolish lie that you speak? Or has one gone and changed the dear definition of 'awesome' to 'sucks beyond all imagining and kills brain cells with every word printed on the page'?