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Other - DonDude why is there a crack on my phoneLast night while you were drinking you threw your phoneNow why would I do thatYou put in airplane mode and threw it You kept yelling Transform damn you
Hahahaha funny texts... Transform damn you!
Suit For Every Stage Of The Night
Can we just acknowledge the fact she has her momma in her contacts list as "birth giver"?
Batmans a Tosser
You’re playing a dangerous game… Hahaha! I could only imagine if this happened at my high school :)
Oh my... XD
I was cracking up at "Condensation".
I'll do crazy stuff. I'll roll out of a moving car if I have to, I'll go sky diving, I'll do any thing. But this, this is a freaking death wish
I like her better Witherspoon.
One does not simply walk into Mordor....!