Liebe hat nichts mit dem aussehen zu tun. Oder wäre es für euch okay einen heißen freund zu haben, der aber einen scheiß Charakter hat?

They’ll never have a girlfriend

Liebe hat nichts mit dem aussehen zu tun. Oder wäre es für euch okay einen heißen freund zu haben, der aber einen scheiß Charakter hat?

The Defibrillator Toaster     My mom would be so annoyed every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming:   WERE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!  DONT YOU DIE ON ME!!!  NURSE, WE NEED 12 CCS OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!  Hes bread, Jim.  Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M  ----------------  If we dont restart his heart , hes toast!  JESUS CRUST.  JAM IT!   Daddys in a butter place now, kids.

The Defibrillator Toaster My mom would be so annoyed every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming: WERE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP! DONT YOU DIE ON ME!!! NURSE, WE NEED 12 CCS OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!! Hes bread, Jim. Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M ---------------- If we dont restart his heart , hes toast! JESUS CRUST. JAM IT! Daddys in a butter place now, kids.

The only dictionary you will ever need. This was too funny not to share!

The only dictionary you will ever need. This was too funny not to share!

They hired a new valet. He's a little OCD. {Color coordinating is awesome} If my mom was a valet she would totally do this haha

You wanted money, right? Verizon so deserves this!

When you must piss someone off…

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