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Rottenecards - Sometimes I miss you. Then I remember what a douche you were and how awesome I am. And then I'm like, no, I'm good.

Rottenecards - Sometimes I miss you. Then I remember what a douche you were and how awesome I am. And then I'm like, no, I'm good.

Killing spiders is the first thing I will teach my kids. No way am I getting them!

Killing spiders is the first thing I will teach my kids. No way am I getting them!

Oh, you're a baseball player? You just became ten times more attractive.

Oh, you're a baseball player? You just became ten times more attractive.

I love Fall...pumpkin carving, corn mazes, hay rides and the crisp fall weather...And, of course, wearing hoodies & watching some FOOTBALL!!

I love Fall...pumpkin carving, corn mazes, hay rides and the crisp fall weather...And, of course, wearing hoodies & watching some FOOTBALL!!

That moment when everyone around you is in a relationship and your just like, I've been on pinterest for 2 hours.

That moment when everyone around you is in a relationship and your just like, I've been on pinterest for 2 hours.

LOL!  pretty sure i've disappointed some people when they saw it was girl walking thru the door!

LOL! pretty sure i've disappointed some people when they saw it was girl walking thru the door!