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I've never wanted wine more in my life... Super uncomfortable, blood pressure is up, trouble sleeping... Hahaha but I'm sober sister for another few months! That first bottle is going to be glorious though, one day! ;)

It's Time to Laugh! This quote about flat squirrels is hilarious. For more funnies, visit the blog.

It's Time to Laugh! This quote about flat squirrels is hilarious. For more funnies, visit the blog.

I may have already pinned this -- but too funny to pass up in case I haven't ;-)

I may have already pinned this -- but too funny to pass up in case I haven't ;-)

I wanted to reward myself with a hard-earned glass of wine after a long week.  Then I realized it was only Monday.

I wanted to reward myself with a hard-earned glass of wine after a long week. Then I realized it was only Monday.

My house is not a mess. I just have all my things on display. Like a museum.

My house is not a mess. I just have all my things on display. Like a museum.

If I ever go missing, I would like my photo put on wine bottles instead of milk cartons. This way my friends will know to look for me.

If I ever go missing, I would like my photo put on wine bottles instead of milk cartons. This way my friends will know to look for me.

Instead of replying to her rude comments, I highlighted all her grammatical and spelling errors and sent back a note saying, 'Bitch, I can't read this, try again.'

Instead of replying to her rude comments, I highlighted all her grammatical and spelling errors and sent back a note saying, 'Bitch, I can't read this, try again.'

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