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  • Tori Davis

    This will be me speaking to my children

  • Alex Lauren

    haha. My life story right now! AMEN!!

  • Rusty Fox

    If you are going to scream like that, you better be on fire with a stick in your eye. Children kids mother parent . ecard jokes humor funny hilarious LOL haha hahaha

  • Sarah Sylvia-Schott

    Amen. I tell my kids that all the time. You better dieing.

  • Lucinda Plummer

    If you are going to scream like that, you better be on fire with a stick in your eye. Bahahaha! I agree!

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