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I see those penis enlarging pills are working - you're a bigger dick today than you were yesterday.

Yes! It's YOUR problem, not MINE :)

Funny Cry for Help Ecard: Since I'm unable to have an original thought of my own, I will just share every annoying graphic that pops up! Like or Share if you agree.

BiblioBags: Where Every Purse has a Story...

Funny Friendship Ecard: Excuse me, could you shut the fuck up? This is my favorite part of the song.

People who brush-off, dismiss, ignore, and act condescending about my limitations and the fact that I have CFIDS, gastroparesis, and chronic adult epstein barr syndrome and AM INDEED S-I-C-K....! X-{

Thank you for making me so angry that every time I open my mouth it appears that I have Tourette's Syndrome.

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Why don't you slip into a something a little more comfy, like a coma? Why is this so funny.


Honey sarcasm falls put of my mouth like stupid falls out of yours.

Every single picture on her Facebook. And honey, the boys might not understand the difference, but we all know those are Snapchat filters.

Free, Cry For Help Ecard: Have you ever considered finding another hobby besides taking pictures of yourself.

Do you buy your pants on sale? Because at my house they would be 100% off.

the lesbian couple that live a block or two over who have the landscaping that i love - one of their cars is COVERED in bumper stickers.so so funny! one of us is going to need to buy an electric car and get a bunch of bumper stickers.