This so cracks me up!  Especially the "I just laid an egg" part!

This so cracks me up! Especially the "I just laid an egg" part!

Don't worry, I know what I'm doing...I saw this on Pinterest. [sew what? via Craft Forest]

Don't worry, I know what I'm doing...I saw this on Pinterest. [sew what? via Craft Forest]

exactly. i know you don't see me like that, but when i ask you what time does the game start i'm not asking for your hand in freaking marriage. no. all i want is the time an then i will leave you alone dang! you ain't even cute!!

exactly. i know you don't see me like that, but when i ask you what time does the game start i'm not asking for your hand in freaking marriage. no. all i want is the time an then i will leave you alone dang! you ain't even cute!!

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