Pinterest • The world’s catalog of ideas

The Beauty Love Left Behind. A mark for every breath you took, every blink, every sleepy yawn. One for every time you sucked your thumb, waved hello, closed your eyes and slept in the most perfect darkness. One for every time you had the hiccups. One for every dream you dreamed within me. It isn't very pretty anymore. Some may even think it ugly. That's OK. It was your home. It's where I first grew to love you, where I lay my hand as I dreamed about who you were and who you would…

"Every girl is expected to have caucasian blue eyes, full Spanish lips, a classic button nose, hairless Asian skin with a California tan, a Jamaican dance hall butt, long Swedish legs, small Japanese feet, the abs of a lesbian gym owner, the hips of a nine-year-old boy, and the arms of Michelle Obama. The only person close to actually achieving this look is Kim Kardashian, who, as we know, was made by Russian scientists to sabotage our athletes. Everyone else is struggling." ~Tina Fey

iwastesomuchtime.comfrom iwastesomuchtime.com

How to get out of Jury Duty.

How to get out of Jury Duty lol

I don’t hold grudges. I hold memories that keep me better prepared for our next encounter. | Snarkecards

dustjacketattic.tumblr.comfrom dustjacketattic.tumblr.com

dustjacketattic

- sandra bullock #BeautyFrosting

Love this! Stand up for your family and friends. If someone thinks is okay to down-talk them in front of you it's usually because you have allowed it in the past. Be better than that.