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I cannot formulate an expression using tangible words in any language that would even begin to express how much you piss me off.

Funny Confession Ecard: I cannot formulate an expression using tangible words in any language that would even begin to express how much you piss me off.

I just knew TANITA....

Funny Friendship Ecard: I just knew wed be friends forever from the moment I discovered that you also have no filter for your bitchy and sarcastic thoughts. just-plain-funny-shit

Hahahahaha!!!! I literally almost fell out of my chair!!!! I want a bumper sticker with this on it.

Free and Funny News Ecard: I'm sorry, call me old fashioned, but I think shorts should be longer than your vagina.

I don't run. And if you ever see me run, you should start running too. Because something is probably chasing me. | Sports Ecard | someecards.com

Funny Sports Ecard: I don't run. And if you ever see me run, you should start running too. Because something is probably chasing me.

For real!! Kids have so much energy because they suck it out of their parents like midget gasoline thieves

OBB Scrapbook: Kate's Visit to Idaho

"Kids have so much energy because they siphon it out of their parents like midget gasoline thieves. I have 4 little thieves.

When my legs are shaved I feel like I finally have my shit together.

When my legs are shaved I feel like I finally have my shit together - Anne Taintor

I'm hilARRRRRious...

Sometimes i think this is really me, but i'm sure that most of the time i may be the only one laughing at my jokes, but that's perfectly alright by me b/c i am hilarious.

Stupid me! So that's why I work so many hours, so you can collect welfare, wear pajamas in public and have an iPhone. | Workplace Ecard | someecards.com

Funny Workplace Ecard: Stupid me! So that's why I work so many hours, so you can collect welfare, wear pajamas in public and have an iPhone.

I just don't think I should ever have to wear pants...

I just don't think I should ever have to wear pants. Dillon Smith I HATE PANTS

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