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This is funny stuff i would be scared if that was in my kitchen thow................................
I spent 1.5 hours cleaning this kitchen. If you mess it up... I will cut you <3 Mom HA! I need to make signs like this!!
Channeling her inner Bon Qui Qui. Pretty sure I will write this exact same thing one day to my kids.
I spend 1.5 hours cleaning this kitchen. if you mess it up... I will cut you. Love, Mom (I love this! I want a sign just like this that says love, your wife)
Says "I spent 1.5 hours cleaning this kitchen. IF YOU MESS IT UP...I WILL CUT YOU <3 Mom" Hahaha! Too bad only 1 kid can read! But all 3 understand my sarcastic ways ;-)
I spent 1.5 hours cleaning this kitchen. IF YOU MESS IT UP... I WILL CUT YOU <3 Mom GO MOM.
i swear when i have kids and i just finish cleaning the kitchen, this is what i will do...
bon qui qui as a mother...oh bless that child;) haha
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.I am laughing so hard I should be wearing a depends!!!! This is me and Cynthia!!!!
My dad and I had a conversation similar to this haha
Ellen's funny autocorrects...bahah
if my mom texted. . . lol
.funny stuff right there!
OMG...this is so true.
haha old people!
parents are awesome
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Cant wait to be a dad im definitely giving my son or daughter the suitcase fill of 100 grands for a graduation gift lmao: Funny Parents, Dad Jokes, Giggle, Parenting Done Right, Awesome Parents, Funny Stuff, Funny Dads, Parenting Win
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It is hard being a parent these days, thanks to the internet, but it is a double edged sword, as these few have figured out how to be cool.: Funny Parents, Dad Jokes, Giggle, Parenting Done Right, Awesome Parents, Funny Dads, Funny Stuff, Parenting Win
Some funny parents. I really laughed at the retired cop one! The last one is funny too!
the funny things parents do, i'm so grateful for my parents
Hilarious parents so glad they aren't mine
Hilarious parenting wins
Funny funny funny HAHAHA
Parenting :) This is my Jaxson to a T!
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Are You Seriously Asking Me That? Seriously? lol this is so true: Giggle, Mother, Truth, My Life, Funny Stuff, So True, Mom, Kid
this is so true...except the opposite in my life. The kid is my mom -_- @Christie Moffatt Breeze Nichols
So true. And the correct answer is no. Mom's who actually do this for their kids need to be punched in the face!!!
The story of my life!! Being a Mom is the best job hands down...also the most demanding!!
Not a mom, but I have experienced every one of these as a nanny. So true, so funny.
Oh to the joys of being a mom. Saw this and thought it was funny and so true!
Of the joys of being a mom, without actually having any kids of my own!
Someone drew a cartoon about my life! THIS IS SO MY CHILDREN!
So true!!! I love being a mom of 5 wonderful kids!!
That is hilarious!
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Found this outside of my neighbor's home office while house sitting. Mommy may lose her schmidt advisory system
“Mommy may lose her schmidt advisory system: Low-you’re fine. For now. So be good. Guarded-Use your manners. Stop whining. Elevated-Oh no you didn’t. Clean that up. High-If you don’t stop it this second… Severe-Run for your life kid. It’s on” This could be one of the most useful signs ever posted in a home
"Mommy May Lose Her Schmidt" Advisory System (Little terror suspects are advised to read this warning system carefully)
Funny stuff there.. could use this.. when I have an "office" lol
Mommy may lose her Schmidt advisory system. #motherhood #humor
Mommy Advisory System--would be good for a classroom joke
Home office mommy "advisory system" lol
This just makes me giggle...
Mommy warning system
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If my parents did this as a kid I would have a cleaned my room just to find it have to remember this for my kids
Smart mom...although a smarter mom would know that their kid would just shuffle stuff around, not clean. :D
If I did this I would totally hide a note in there that said, "Just kidding! When you send a picture of your clean room to me, I will tell you where the money really is."
Hahaha... Good idea for when I want the kids to clean their room. Hide a small gift/token for a prize in their mess!
I thought this was a good idea until I realized a clever kid (and most are clever enough for this) will tear the room apart to find the money and forget the cleaning part.
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I'm gonna do this to Harley so she will clean her room...makes me giggle!
Good idea, maybe if I hide a dollar in the kids room they would actually clean to find it!
I feel like I would be this mom only so I could laugh at my kids. Lol
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...barefoot...in the dark...on the way to the bathroom...in the middle of the night. (or a Barbie shoe...which hurts equally as bad) -BAHAHA That's so funny...unless you're the one stepping on a lego or Barbie shoe.
lol, this made me laugh....only because I just stepped on a lego and it really hurt
HAHAHA....I laughed out loud and pictured *someone* stepping on some lego...
Not really, but it made me giggle! I have stepped on a lego or two...
BWAHAHAHA. best insult ever. Or a Barbie shoe! this so true!!!!
made me laugh... because i have stepped on plenty!
BWAHAHAHA. best insult ever. Or a Barbie shoe!
Can't stop laughing!! haha! so true!
So true for some people sometimes
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A time out? No, no...it's called a spanking. Go on. Act a fool. I'll demonstrate. | Family Ecard | someecards.com
Funny Family Ecard: A time out? No, no...it's called a spanking. Go on. Act a fool. I'll demonstrate.
Art Its a spanking followed by a time out in this house! Haha. sayings-funny-stuff
I *loved* time outs as a child ... My children may not enjoy the luxury ... HAHA!
There were no timeouts when I was a child
Hahaha! My childhood, whats time out?
do it. i dare you.
thank you mom
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"Thank you mom, for making me food so I don't die" :D Laughed so much it hurt ! Funny stuff written by kids...
Thank you mom for making me food so I don't (won't) die. Funny things kids say and write.
Thank you Mom, I'm pretty sure this is my friend Rachel son's valentine to her.
Valentine. Thank you mom for making me food so I don't die.
thank you mom for donating food to me so i don' t die
So funny! Kids are so literal!
"Thank you Mom ..." #Funny Kids
Funny kid letters! Thanks mom
Mother"s Day gift
''All that I am or hope to be, I owe to my mother.''
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''All that I am or hope to be, I owe to my mother.'' - Abraham Lincoln I Quotes about Mothers. Mama. Mum. Mommy. Love My Mom. Abraham Lincoln Quotes. Mother Child.
I hope that my kids say this about me one day... My mom was a woman I aspired to be as a child. I only hope to live a life they admire. Mothers Day Quotes
I LOVE MY MOM SHE IS THE BEST AND IM SO BLESSED TO HAVE HER AS MY MOM I LOVE YOU MOM MY BEST FRIEND
I love you Mom! My Mother. We have the same blood running through our veins. My Mother.
''All that I am or hope to be, I owe to my mother.'' Awesome on a Mother's Day card!
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Would make a beautiful Mother's Day card
Dear Daughters, Should I ever learn you've been twerking anywhere, at any time, I will learn to do it myself and make sure I chaperon every single dance you ever go to. Love, Mom
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Good parenting LOL:-) pinner said: Dear Daughters, Should I ever learn you've been twerking anywhere, at any time, I will learn to do it myself and make sure I chaperon every single dance you ever go to. Love, Mom
Dear Daughters and Granddaughters, Niece's or any child I care about!
I would totally embarrass any future daughter like this.
I don't have girls but this is funny stuff!!
Dear Daughter.... For my future children
Oh my poor daughters...and/or nieces!
Dear Daughters....u know it's true!!
Dear Daughters - : )
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This made me laugh so hard!! Probably because I have fallen down the stairs at least 20 times in my life....a couple of those times was actually walking UP the stairs lol
This made me laugh so hard!! Probably because I have fallen down the stairs at least 20 times in my life....
true. this made me literally laugh out loud because it's happened to me a couple times in my life.
I'm totally crying over here cause i'm laughing so hard! mini heart attack
Great that awkward moment quote. my life story right here
My heart feels like it's gonna explode every time!!!
HAHA! So true! Been there too many times!
mini heart attack every time
YES! I need this! hahaha
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Cute laundry room sign- just kidding! Or it could be Clean Your Room or Put Away Your Stuff or whatever. The possibilities are endless!!
funny for the laundry room. Haha! Although I will probably always put them away for the kids!
Laundry room sign. "Put away your laundry or I'll punch you in the face. Love, Mom"
Cute laundry room sign- just kidding! This made me laugh a little too loud!
This is so fitting, punching people in the face is a frequent quote of mine
Cute laundry room sign- just kidding! But not really. :)
I feel like my mother needs this in our laundry room...
No plans for kids, but this is so funny!
YES!! Funny stuff
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Shoebox Blog Cartoon "I'm Afraid You Have What's Known as 'Children." :) so true but I love them all so!!!
#Mob, our last post for Mother's Day! If you were that child that made your mom feel like this, make sure you spoil her this Mother's Day. www.shavemob.com #ShaveSmarter
I'm afraid you have what's known as "children" .......... "Children" the global pandemic! Mothers are most susceptible to complications, however the disorder may strike fathers as well (usually in back-pocket area).
Mom. Happy Mother's Day Mom!!!! Thank you for loving us no matter what, for bringing me into the world, and taking me places in public even when you look and feel like this. I love you!! <333
To all the Moms who have been there. If you're a mother and you haven't felt like this yet, be prepared.
Hilarious Stressed Mom Mother Cartoon Picture Joke Image - I'm afraid ...
I’m Afraid You Have What’s Known As Children
This made me giggle out loud. :-)
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Being a mom ♥
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Postpartum hair loss and emotional rollercoaster is not sexy. But I have never loved anything more than my boys!!
"Uh yeah. Postpartum hair loss and emotional rollercoaster is not sexy. But I have never loved anything more than my baby girl!"
So true! I love them to pieces, and they are slowly making me crazy! Wouldn't have it any other way! :)
Uh yeah. Postpartum hair loss and emotional rollercoaster is not attractive. But I have never loved anything more than my baby girl!
Being a mom ♥....AND a daycare provider. If 1or 2 of your children are doing that to you. Just think for a moment what 6 of these kids are doing to your home daycare provider. NOW perhaps you might try thanking her every once in a while!!!
My kids are the reason I wake up each morning, the reason I breathe......and why my hair is falling out, my house is a mess and I'm crazy.
Uh yeah. Postpartum hair loss and emotional rollercoaster is not sexy. But I have never loved anything more than my baby boy!
Uh yeah. Postpartum hair loss and emotional rollercoaster is not sexy. But I have never loved anything more than my baby girl!
Uh yeah. Postpartum hair loss and emotional rollercoaster is not sexy. But I have never loved anything more than my baby girl!
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So, I really love being a parent but I thought this was cute! Plus I think my co-worker is pretty good eye candy:)
I *DON'T* think parenting is a terrible job -even if this IS an accurate job description, but I *DO* think my co-worker is hot.
"Parenting is a terrible job when you think about it..." And I get to flirt with my Co worker all the time.
"Parenting is a terrible job when you think about it..." I need to find myself a hot coworker!
Parenting - ha ha! I love my "terrible job" but my co-worker is TOTALLY hot!
Parenting...hahah love this so true and My co-worker is smoking hot!!!! :)
parenting is a terrible job but ... so funny!
Parenting. Totally giggled.
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I don't know why this is so funny, but it is!!! It should be a T-shirt... Get it, Teeee shirt, lol!!
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Laughed so hard at this I cried. And then I remembered "cuz I got a big head, and little arms" and I laughed harder.
I so need this as a T-shirt! I giggled like a little girl!! No, seriously. Jeff just looked at me and said....Really?
Big head, little arms! Reminds me of Amanda....<--- this was here before i repinned must be an amanda thing to be short with t-rex arms
T-Rex t-shirt... Unstoppable... RAWR!!! I have a really big head, and small arms, and I don't think this plan was thoroughly thought out... Master.
haha I always have to laugh at jokes about the length of t-rex's arms..
hahahaha made me laugh so hard. I need this on a tshirt!
I realize this is a funny thing but ...
ha ha ha...