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I don't have an attitude problem.  You have a problem with my attitude and that's not my problem! #haha

BUT Ask yourself, "Do I have an attitude problem?" If you do have an attitude "problem". How others react to your attitude (good or bad) IS their "problem" or rather their priviledge to choose :)

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A mom said to me, “You’re hard on your kids.” Yeah, that’s why they aren’t little assholes. Wish more parents were "hard" on their kids instead of making them feel like they deserve everything!

Listen, acting like a dick won't make yours any bigger.

LOL Someone needs teach this to boys, so they can grow to be better men

Well....maybe the fourth lol

Just kidding I'm on my cupcake. Just kidding I hate cupcakes. Just kidding I live for cupcakes. Just kidding I live for veggies. Just kidding veggies make me sick. Just kidding millennials make me sick.

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Instead of cleaning the house I just turn off the lights.and made myself another cup of coffee! Sounds good to me!

lol.....sometimes I just eat there and avoid all that bullshit!

I+grocery store and Walmart! Hate going shopping. can't+tell+you+the+number+of+times+I've+fantasized+about+running+my+cart+into+the+heels+of+the+stupid+people+that+block+the+aisles+at+the+grocery+store.

Im going to kill that spider

TAYLA yrs) there is a spider in my room. Me : you could kill it. Me : use a shoe. TAYLA : ok hang on. ( pause) I used Sadira's shoe.

This is what happens when you actually go fuck yourself.

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