[ haha. oh man! story of my life. although i always answer anyways. its amazing at how many people don't actually want answers to their problems. they'd rather just sit & complain about them. ]

I set my clock ahead to prevent being late.....all it really does is sharpen my subtraction skills.

I set my clock ahead to prevent being late.....all it really does is sharpen my subtraction skills.

I love you so much my darling, but the second your father comes home I'm gonna bust out of here like I'm escaping Alcatraz.

I love you so much my darling, but the second your father comes home I'm gonna bust out of here like I'm escaping Alcatraz.

According to this BMI chart... I am too short. | Confession Ecard | someecards.com

According to this BMI chart... I am too short. | Confession Ecard | someecards.com

Oh my gosh! This happened just the other day. We were headed to the park and I wanted us to feed the ducks so I stopped at the gas station where an older gentleman  (obviously a grandpa) was the clerk. My son asked me for a candy, and I told him no and the man then gives it to him.... great, just great. Thanks for that

Oh my gosh! This happened just the other day. We were headed to the park and I wanted us to feed the ducks so I stopped at the gas station where an older gentleman (obviously a grandpa) was the clerk. My son asked me for a candy, and I told him no and the man then gives it to him.... great, just great. Thanks for that

custom, DIY thigh-high socks from stretch fabric - these are for Mami Tomoe cosplay

custom, DIY thigh-high socks from stretch fabric - these are for Mami Tomoe cosplay

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