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LOL - "I plan to give you love, nurturing, and just enough dysfunction to make you funny." This is totally my parenting plan. Sam will be amazingly funny if Jim and I have anything to do with it.

Hahahah!!!! I was just thinking this today! Stupid signs... Nobody cares if there's a baby on board or how many stick people are in your family!

I've always wondered why people announce they have a baby in the car. as if it makes a difference in the way people drive. This is hilarious!

Oh my god!!! I totally thought this same exact saying and punch line when I was pumping the other day!  I thought I was all funny for coming up with it. Guess I'm not original ;)

A Funny Mom Quotes --> truth. definitely okay to cry over spilled breastmilk

10 Awesome E-Cards for Parents - Idealist Mom

10 Funny E-Cards Only Parents Will Understand

Free and Funny Family Ecard: No matter what life throws at us, at least we don't have ugly children.

My patience is wearing thin. And by 'wearing thin' I mean you are one smart-ass comment away from being bitch slapped so hard Google won'.

Substitute smart ass comment with lie. That's more my feeling about some people

Before calling me, ask yourself "Is this textable?"

Before calling me, ask yourself "Is this textable? I hate talking on the phone! Unless it's like my mom or grandparent's lol

gonna have to start learning them in different languages....

Some days, the supply of available curse words is insufficient to meet my demands. SO TRUE.SO TRUE.

I wish you could order Karma like flowers and have it delivered.

I wish you could order Karma like flowers and have it delivered. I would have that number on speed dial!

I'm not going to watch what I pin because you want to read something into nothing.  If I fucking like something then I will fucking pin it or like it if I fucking want to.  I don't even know how you read anything into that.  Damn this shit is getting so fucking old!!!!

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I have a drama free life, but I swear some of my friends are still stuck in High school.

I've lost my mind and I'm pretty sure the kids took it.

"I've lost my mind and I'm pretty sure the kids took it." - YOUR ECARDS - funny

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