Ohhhh, I can just see this coming out of my son's mouth in about 6 years.
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hahaha, please let me remember this when my son gets older!
That's how you tell a your mom joke, kids.
haha this is what I'm gonna tell my son!
this is wrong, but oh so funny!!
Advice i'll give my children
Thanks, mom haha
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This will be me one day (if I ever decide I'm grown up enough to have kids, lol)
ain't it the truth ;)
My poor kiddos...
Thanks Mom! ha ha
being a mommy :)
Thanks mom lol
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hair goes up, comfy clothes go on...oh wait, i go out like that in public!
Story of my life! And then pray that no one shows up unannounced, ha ha!
it's funny cause it's true, my comfy clothes just aren't stylish. sorry
This is pretty much my life. #stretchyshorts
story of my life <3 swim sweatsssss <3
My life summarized in an ecard.
hahahaha story of my life...
You are Welcome
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Should this be the new goal of today's parents? :-) Love it!
I think I accomplished my goal - with both of my daughters!
I think this was my mom and dad's thought process.. Lol!
Haha! That's what my parents did! Thanks mom and dad!
Happy Mother's Day!! Thanks Mom!
I have goals for my kids
Successful parenting is finding 80's hair band music on your kid's ipod. :)
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Successful parenting is finding 80's hair band music on your kid's ipod. :). And 80's new wave and 80's R & B
Love to rock out with Olivia :)
My thoughts exactly!
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Shopping with little kids - so glad mine are past this stage! This literally made me laugh out loud.
Shopping with kids is like trying to concentrate on 150 things at once while someone repeatedly beats you over the head with a plank of wood. #mom #quotes
This is so true! A day of shopping without kids is like a vacation!
Shopping with Kids. So true it almost isn't funny.
The truth about shopping with kids and coupons...
Mom shopping with kids ecard this is so true
Shopping with kids. Truth.
GIGGLES 73!! - CafeMom
Some of the time .... Also could be replaced with "Kids will be kids doing 25 to life"
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I hate the phrase 'kids will be kids' I think it should be replaced with bad parenting results in assholes
Bad parents and bad kids go hand in hand. It's a simple equation, really.
Bad parents and bad kids go hand in hand.
BAd parenting Ecard
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My husband sent this to me. "Yes.. I am still in my pajamas. What did I accomplish today? The kids are still alive. Say thank you. Now... say I'm pretty. "
I swear I've had this conversation with my husband!
Parenting win. Ha, this is so true for me!
Too bad my husband doesn't look at my pins
I will tell my husband this every day.
:) Hahahaha... so funny.. so true !
Totally my life right now....
Story of my life some days!
The story of my life!
Ah what the hell!
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"Great parenting lies somewhere between 'don't do that' and 'ah, what the hell.'" #funny #parenting #lunchboxlove
"Great parenting lies somewhere between 'don't do that' and 'ah, what the hell.'" Yep!
Good parenting my boys would agree!!
#parenting #humor #parents
Good parenting, love it!
Good parenting Hahaha!
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Good parenting. Lol
Funny, but true.
''All that I am or hope to be, I owe to my mother.'' I have the best mom.
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"All that I am or hope to be, I owe to my mother" -Abraham Lincoln | In honor of Mother's Day in May
I hope that my kids say this about me one day... My mom was a woman I aspired to be as a child. I only hope to live a life they admire. Mothers Day Quotes
Quote should be "All that I am or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother" -Abraham Lincoln. Either way it's still true
sweet and simple quote "all that I am or hope to be, I owe to my mother" - Abraham Lincoln
''All that I am or hope to be, I owe to my mother.'' Really great quote and so true...
Make sure to show your Mum how much you care this Mother's Day #inspiration #quote
"All that I am or hope to be, I owe to my mother" -Abraham Lincoln So True!
Bits of Truth... all quotes // Mother's Day
Mother's Day quote
"After a while, you just want to be with the one that makes you laugh." - Mr. Big. SATC
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''After a while, you just want to be with the one that makes you laugh'' ~ Mr. Big~ you always made me laugh, i thought i always made you laugh too
after a while, you just want to be with the one that makes you laugh. mr. big, sex and the city. #sexandthecity #quote #inspiration #motivation
''After a while, you just want to be with the one that makes you laugh'' ~ Mr. Big sex in the city quote
my favorite Sex and the City quote!!! Mr. Big <3
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So true! (Mr. Big - Sex and the City)
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Sex and the city quote
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happy thoughts http://www.positivewordsthatstartwith.com/ Image detail for -Nice Quotes for life | Positive Thinking - Inspirational Quotes ... Great advice lol
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i give it over to you | don t you love this quote its so true your mind has a way of going ...
Don't over think. Don't stress. Thoughts become things. #truth #quotes #quoteoftheday
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I need to remember this quote for every second of my life. lol
Calm quotes inspirational so true
Quotes and thoughts to live by
And I have a coupon!
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Ha! If my life was described in one ecard it would be this one for sure
If its meant to be it will be on clearance and in my size!
Funny More Holidays Ecard: You had me at clearance.
this could be my life motto, and carlyle knows it.
Especially if it's Target clearance!
you know it... This is totally me!
This may be my life motto!!
Clearance rack queen 👸
Heck yeah you did.
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Or the sound of silence - when they are screaming I know they are still alive and have not killed each other
Needs to be amended to "the sound of broken glass, the smell of smoke, or a long period of silence."
Parent of 3. Screaming no longer faces me. I now only get up for children at the sound of broken glass or the smell of smoke.
Seriously ---> SERIOUSLY DEMENTED THAT MOTHERS THINK THIS "SO TRUE" AND S||IT.
not even a mother and already like this :) # Pin++ for Pinterest #
LOL! I know these mom's! Or when the kids are TOO quiet!
being the mother of four boys....this is true.
Or that sound of a mixer behind a closed door.
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And I did!! 20 Moments That Make You Realize You’re a Mom | The Bump Blog – Pregnancy and Parenting News and Trends
20 Moments That Make You Realize You’re a Mom | The Bump Blog – Pregnancy and Parenting News and Trends<< or you know, just check if you have a kid??
This is why my children have a therapy fund instead of a college fund :)
For my children - this about sums it up.
Something to tell my future children :)
These just might be my children.
My wish promise to my children.
For my future children haha
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This will most likely be my parenting style.. Hahaha.
ahahahah. this is my kind of parenting style lol
some more future parenting style
This sums up my parenting style.
our parenting style to a tee :P
My parenting style lol
Lucila parenting style
The parenting skill
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The parenting skill I’m most proud of is being able to shove a whole candy bar in my mouth and talk normally around it when a kid walks in. shutup, you know you've done it.
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Lol this made me laugh so hard....I just did this earlier with a kitkat and Cameron
Whole candy bar quote
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Lord help my children and the advice I give them..
I'm sorry...I just think this is so funny!!
giggle giggle. e cards So funny!
Mom jokes never go out of style
not good parenting, but funny
milk money BAHAHAHAHA!!
good advice mom.