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Love is spending the rest of your life with someone you want to kill & not doing it because you'd miss them!

Funny Flirting Ecard: Love is spending the rest of your life with someone you want to kill & not doing it because you'd miss them!

"I saw you have a beard and tattoos. Excuse me, while I take my clothes off."

I saw you have a beard and tattoos.

I saw you have a beard and tattoos. Excuse me, while I take my clothes off. Funny quote on men.

(funny,funny stuff,lol,lolsotrue,true story,so true,i can relate,bitch)

yep i know alot of people who think they are just being sarcastic but are really just a bitch lol

What I say to Neil.    :-)    Google Image Result for http://static.someecards.com/someecards/usercards/1339381728219_7928555.png

Funny Cry for Help Ecard: If you want me to go running with you, I’m going to need some motivation…Like a clown waving a bloody knife and chasing us.

From paying taxes and getting up for work to dancing with kittens and starting a…

Heart and Brain - The Awkward Yeti - Nick Seluk - The adorable, insightful comics of the adventures of Heart and Brain.

Sometimes when people are talking to me I daydream about what they would do if I suddenly punched them right in the face. #ecard

Sometimes when people are talking to me I daydream about what they would do if I suddenly punched them right in the face. BAHAHAHA ALL THE TIME!

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Funny Encouragement Ecard: Some mornings I wake up and think, yep, todays the day I punch someone square in the throat.

At my funeral, when they're lowering me into the ground, I demand they play.. 'Drop it like it's hot'.

At my funeral, when they're lowering me into the ground, I demand they play: "Drop it Like It's Hot". And if you could have Snoop sing it, that would be awesome!

If you love her, let her go out drinking with her friends. If she calls you drunk, she is yours. If she turns off her cell, she never was. | Weekend Ecard | someecards.com

I am totally reposting this for the end of this caption, lol.If you love her, let her go out drinking with her friends. If she calls you drunk - she is yours. If she turns off her cell - she never was. DANG THAT IS DEEP

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