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I Pretend To Like People Everyday. It's Called Being An Adult And THAT Is Why We Are Allowed To Buy Alcohol. | Cry For Help Ecard

Since I work at a liquor store and deal with stupid, rude people all day, this is particularly relevant. "I pretend to like people everyday. It's called being an adult and THAT is why we are allowed to buy alcohol." Some eCards

My thoughts exactly! Haha love 'Will and Grace'!

The 17 Most Relatable Quotes From "Will & Grace"

Well, I don’t wanna be an adult anymore… Its very hard! ♥ Will & Grace

Dear Santa, this year I want a fat balance and a slim body. Please don't mix the two up like you did last year xo

"Dear Santa, This year, please give me a big fat bank account and a slim body. Please don't mix those two up like last year, thanks." This would be a great christmas decoration or card!

Kids may say the darndest things, but parents tweet about them in the funniest ways. So each week, we round up the most hilarious 140-character quips from moms and dads to spread the joy. Scroll down to read the latest batch and follow @HuffPostParen...

The Funniest Tweets From Parents This Week

My resume

Funny Workplace Ecard: My resume is just a list of things I really never want to do again.

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