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Truth!

So true when I was pregnant, had a little baby napping, or every fall when Tim works night shift & needs to sleep in the day.

Let us eat cake!

I feel fat today. And to make myself feel better, I will eat this cake. Yes.Everyday of my life.except with ice cream!

Don't you just love those 12 seconds when all the laundry is done?

As soon as I think I have done all the laundry, something else is dirty!

It's the advice you usually hear in this day and age! =o)

One in three stroke patients whose life support is switched off 'would survive'

If ever Im on life support, unplug me! then plug me back in and see what that does.

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This is what happens when competent people stay home on Election Day, sheer idiocy.

Naaaah... so when ya gonna buy me pizza? Yeah. Seriously, you should get me pizza by the time I'm done watching the Lion King. ♥♥♥ This ultra-soft tee has a great feel and a classic fit ♥♥♥ Printed in

Ba Sowenya - Lion King Pizza

Ba Sowenya - Lion King Pizza Can someone please buy my this shirt?

It always happens this way!!

My life as a single mom of two sons. And they might be adults, but I seem to still come in handy at the weirdest times!

I don't understand how some women have 20 plus bridesmaids. I don't even like that many people. | Wedding Ecard | someecards.com

and I am sure the bride with 20 bridesmaids doesn't have 20 real girlfriends

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