This is now forever my excuse.

So not in love with it how it is, but if instead it said, "I saw how kind you were and wanted you to know it didn't go unnoticed...then the bit about recycling" I might have to do this!! I just love random acts of kindness and passing on kindness!! :)

best excuse ever

Haha! Zumba truth!

Best Snookie quote of all time. HAHA!

this is why I'm content with being "forever alone"

You bet your bippy!!

every. time.


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I did it and it totally works!!! Stupid fun!!

Excuse me while I over-analyze the shit out of what you just said and spin some story that leaves me in tears.

All the time!

Boss' nameplate humor

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Get along with the fairies inside of my head.

totally how i sleep!! wow!

omg!!!!i totally laughed at this!!!