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    This is now forever my excuse.

    Unicorn Farts Lip Balm by LongWinterSoapCo on Etsy


    Liar, Liar, pants on fire! So true. Although see the new Geico commercial.

    Sugar is sweet, lemons are tart. I love you more, than a unicorn fart.

    All the time

    Dear Santa...

    Don't know why I'm laughing, but I find this :)


    INFJ. At 2%, almost as rare as unicorns. You're not weird, you're a unicorn.

    HAHAHA Its long but TOTALLY worth reading!

    "sometimes when I'm walking, I try to keep my feet in the little square tiles" haha minor ocd ever since i was little!


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    totally how i sleep!! wow!