This is now forever my excuse.
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.Lol...if only I still have my enormous unicorn collection of things from my childhood.........
Totally something Niall would say. He wants a pet Unicorn names Una!! :)
Can't sorry. Walking my unicorn. That's what I'm gonna say now lololol
.yep walking my unicorn..his name is bob the unicorn...fun night
I think that this is a very legitimate excuse. Kristy
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need to remember this!
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LOL--Of course I don't mean you my friends. Please tell me more about the latest thing your kid did.
This is totally me. I am so bad about this especially if I am on the phone.
I have a friend I frequently do this to... Yup it's gotta be done
story of my life. so embarrassing, but so true.
So true... HATE talking on the phone!
!! So funny! So true so me!
Liar, Liar, pants on fire! So true. Although see the new Geico commercial.
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Liar, Liar, pants on fire! lol so true
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liar liar **giggle**
A liar´s pants ...
lol I hate liars
Sugar is sweet, lemons are tart. I love you more, than a unicorn fart.
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Sugar is sweet, lemons are tart. I love you more, than a unicorn fart. Lmfao... Totally sending this to Eric
Sugar is sweet, lemons are tart. I love you more, than a unicorn fart...... That is just plain hilarious!
Love you, poo! Sugar is sweet, lemons are tart. I love you more, than a unicorn fart.
Sugar is sweet, lemons are tart. I love you more, than a unicorn fart. 😂😂
Jk I like Unicorn Farts more than you
Unicorn fart. :-) How flippin' funny
i love you more than a unicorn fart
All the time
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Could NOT stop laughing. So funny! Brings me back to my high school days in Algebra class when it was Word Problem day!
"When my name is in a math problem - Class: *stares at me* Me: That's right, b*tches. I bought 60 watermelons." #humor #funny #math
LOL *When my name's in a math problem* *Class stares at me* Me: "That's right, bitches. I bought 60 watermelons."
Math problems are the only time someone can buy 60 watermelons without having their motives questioned.
Hahahaha... I'm not sure why I find this so funny... Maybe because only in a math problem can you buy 60 watermelons without people asking questions.
When my name's in a math problem -funny and I am still traumatized by word problems.
Could NOT stop laughing. So funny this happened in elementary school!
I'm not a teacher - but that's some funny stuff.
Could NOT stop laughing. So funny and so true
Don't know why I'm laughing, but I find this hysterical...lol :)
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I am laughing so hard right now! Mainly because I just watched an episode of Merlin, and a man called himself 'keeper of the unicorns'! ;)
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Important - Missing Unicorn I need to make this. Hahaha
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Pretty funny stuff lol
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my imaginary friend shared this with me.
i always being told im weird
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Haha... so true....
INFJ. At 2%, almost as rare as unicorns. You're not weird, you're a unicorn.
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i don't know why i feel the need to show you all things unicorns related. but this one really did make me laugh
I don't know about you, but this is the most majestic unicorn I've ever seen!
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HAHAHA Its long but TOTALLY worth reading!
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omg can't stop laughing at this one. I am so doing this the next time I get a random text message.
This is the funniest thing ever!!!! I was laughing out loud prolly too hard. This guy......deserves an award!!!
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HAHAHAHAHAHA this is probably one of the funniest things I've seen on here ever!!!! Actually laughing out loud. Worth reading.
Very long pin, but worth it. This random-text-dialer did not know who he was up against. Advantage: Mr. Taco... (I can't believe I read this but I was busting out laughing)
I honestly just laughed out loud reading this whole conversation. i cant.... so funny!
OMG THIS HAD ME IN TEARS BECAUSE ITS SO FUNNY!!!! Home alone and laughing out loud. :)
Oh my goodness! so funny!! I had to pin it again it just makes me laugh so much!!
"sometimes when I'm walking, I try to keep my feet in the little square tiles" haha minor ocd ever since i was little!
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"sometimes when I'm walking, I try to keep my feet in the little square tiles" haha ocd ever since i was little! (Well, you wouldn't want to break your Mother's back either).
"sometimes when I'm walking, I try to keep my feet in the little square tiles" true story bro
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What do you mean "sometimes"? Step on a crack= break your mother's back.
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step on a crack break your mothers back. . .
step on a crack... break yo mama's back!
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» Top » - via http://bit.ly/epinner Walking a fish, like a boss???
Not sure which one is tanked - the fish or the man walking it :p
i died laughing when i saw this ahaha
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She looks like she'd be good with kids. Hahaha...Look at the flowers, Lizzie...
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totally how i sleep!! wow!
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My sleeping position, too! Except there's a body pillow under my bent leg. Haha
Perfect sleeping position ~Yep! That's exactly how I fall asleep. haha.
This is my exact sleep position. Until my arm falls asleep.
This made me laugh because I sleep just like that hahaha
Perfect sleeping position ~ hahaha so true
SO true! This is my sleeping position
I totally sleep exactly like this.