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knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. wisdom is not putting it into a fruit salad
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Seek both. (Knowledge & Wisdom. But, tomatoes & fruit salad, too.)
One of my absolutely most favorite quotes for sure...wisdom...
Knowledge vs. Wisdom love this lol
knowledge vs. wisdom
Made me giggle. :)
so true haha
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Life is full of Questions ...Idiots are full of Answers! #quotes #sayings #wisdom #motivation #humor #inspiration #wallart #wordart
And guess who's usually wrong? the one that talks the most. Life is full of Questions ...Idiots are full of Answers! #quotes #sayings #wisdom #motivation #humor #inspiration #wallart #word art
Life is full of Questions ...Idiots are full of Answers! Even in Quantum Physics there is relativity IDIOTS. That big black hole could be the size of a neutron star?
Life is full of Questions ...Idiots are full of Answers! Wrong answers! Sit Down Shut Up.
Life is full of questions. Idiots are full of answers. #quotes .
Food for thought.
This is so true
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I swear...I feel like these things are based on my life
That's the way it usually works at my house.
Pretty much how it works at my house...
So funny, so true, So guilty of this...
Haha so true. Thanks for sharing, Em.
This is SO true at my house!!
haha! So true....
story of my life
Or after 3 glasses of wine
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the best thing about television is occasionally you find good writers which leads to some awesome quotes, and in this day and age, some excellent wallpapers!
Ted Mosby. Words of wisdom.
Ted Mosby Hahahaha so true
True Story. Via Ted Mosby
Ted Mosby. True story.
Ted Mosby.sooo true!
“When it’s after 2am, just go to sleep. Because the decisions you make after 2am are the wrong decisions.” -Ted Mosby; How I Met Your Mother
my life story.
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....to the person who says "be still my beating heart," ask them if they want to die...cause that's a perfect way to do it!
Funny that it does just pump blood but we blame the heart for what the other part of the brain does.
Dear Heart, please stop getting involved in everything. Your job is to pump blood, that's it.
Just pump blood and leave the rest to my fucking brain
just do your job, heart. just do your job.
Those with a good heart will understand.
Its pointless. My heart wont listen.
Lol #funny but true
Dear heart ...
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When I get sad, I stop being sad and be awesome instead. True story. - Barney Stinson (Neil Patrick Harris), How I Met Your Mother
When I get sad, I stop being sad and be awesome instead. True story. - Barney Stinson #himym #quotestoliveby
"When I get sad, I stop being sad and be awesome instead. True story." Gotta love Barney Stinson quotes (and NPH!)
<3 Neil Patrick Harris! "When I get sad, I stop being sad and be awesome instead. True story." How I met your mother
When I get sad, I stop being sad and be AWESOME instead. TRUE STORY. He's so awesome, he's so awesome Barney Stinson, haha
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True story about my life.
so true story :)
Barney Stinson First it was “Friends”- my all-time favorite TV show. After I cried for a whole day and a half when it was over, I never thought I would love any other TV show as much, then came “How I Met your Mother.” And with it, it brought the awesomeness that is Barney Stinson. I am totally in love with this character and often being found quoting him, so I will dedicate this blog to the Legen- wait for it- Dary man of the hour, Mr Barney Stinson (Neil Patrick Harris if you will) Top 7 Quotes: 1. “Think of me like Yoda, but instead of being little and green I wear suits and I'm awesome. I'm your bro—I'm Broda!” 2. “Okay, pep talk! You can do this, but to be more accurate, you probably can't. You're way out of practice and she's way too hot for you. So, remember, it's not about scoring. It's about believing you can do it, even though you probably can't. Go get 'em, tiger!” 3. “It's gonna be legend-... wait for it... and I hope you're not lactose intolerant because the second half of that word is DAIRY!” ------ I absolutely LOVE this quote!!!! 4. “Jesus waited threedays to come back to life. It was perfect! If he had only waited one day, a lot of people wouldn't have even heard he died. They'd be all, "Hey Jesus, what up?" and Jesus would probably be like, "What up? I died yesterday!" and they'd be all, "Uh, you look pretty alive to me, dude..." and then Jesus would have to explain how he was resurrected, and how it was a miracle, and the dude'd be like "Uhh okay, whatever you say, bro..." And he's not gonna come back on a Saturday. Everybody's busy, doing chores, workin' the loom, trimmin' the beard, NO. He waited the perfect number of days, three. Plus it's Sunday, so everyone's in church already, and they're all in there like "Oh no, Jesus is dead", and then BAM! He bursts in the back door, runnin' up the aisle, everyone's totally psyched, and FYI, that's when he invented the high five. That's why we wait three days to call a woman, because that's how long Jesus wants us to wait.... True story.” 5. “In my body, where the shame gland should be, there is a second awesome gland. True story.” 6. “God, it's me, Barney. What up? I know we don't talk much, but I know a lot of girls call out your name because of me.” 7. “Attention, Canada! My name is Barney Stinson, and your country needs to A, get better money, it's like you want us to make fun of you; and B, stop letting women like Robin Scherbatsky get away, because she is going back to America, where I plan to plant my flag on her, if you know what I mean, and you probably don't.” And I cannot forget my Marshall’s favorite quote of all time “"Here’s the thing Barney, I’m snuggly, you’re not. Who wouldn’t want to snuggle up to this business on a Sunday morning? Wrapped up in a comforter and it’s raining outside and there’s muffins warming in the over… I’m cuddly bitch, deal with it."” Custom Search
Optimist, Pessimist, and Realist
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Dear Optimist, Pessimist and Realist. While you guys were arguing about the glass of water being half full or half empty. I drank it. ~The opportunis
Dear optimist, pessimist, and realist, while you guys were busy arguing about the glass of water, I drank it! :)
Dear Optimist, Pessimist, and Realist---Sometimes it's best to view stress as an opportunity to grow. Take stress and turn it into an opportunity to get to know yourself better. If faced with challenging obstacles, push through them. The more time you spend worrying about something and trying to figure out if the glass is half empty or half full, the moment has already passed by.
Dear optimist, pessimist, and realist, while you guys were busy arguing about the glass of water, I drank it! :) Pinned by Penina Penina Rybak MA/CCC-SLP, TSHH CEO Socially Speaking LLC Twitter:@PopGoesPenina www.SociallySpeakingLLC.com
although not really a quote i still love it Dear Optimist, pessimist, and realist, While you guys were busy arguing about the glass of water, I drank it! Sincerely, The Opportunist <3
Dear Optimist, Pessimist, Realist ... Sincerely, The Opportunist
One of my favorite quotes!!
So true...... sexyyyyyyyyy
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Maybe life isn’t about avoiding the bruises. Maybe it’s about collecting the scars to prove we showed up for it.
Maybe life isn’t about avoiding the bruises but about collecting the scars.
Maybe life isn’t about avoiding the bruises. Maybe it’s about…
BEST LIFE QUOTES | M E G H A N ♠ M A C K E N Z I E
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Don't be afraid of a battle scar
I love this thought!!!!
This is absolutely one of the most profound quotes that I've read; it's bitterly true.
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This is absolutely one of the most profound quotes that I've read; it's bitterly true. - Amen to this. The irritating bastards.
Wise Words for the Wiser Generation. They just need a reminder on who and how they raised us. -Vi
Wow this is an awesome quote and could pertain to any generation!! Love it and so true...
☮ American Hippie Quotes ~ Life
Truth hurts baby boomers!
Our generation // poster
Wise Words and SO TRUE!
not perfect — satsuki shibuya
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We are not perfect human beings, nor do we have to pretend to be, but it is necessary for us to be the best version of ourselves we can be. - Satsuki Shibuya #quote #thought #beyou
We are . . . not perfect human beings, nor do we have to pretend to be, but it is necessary for us to be the best version of ourselves we can be.
We are not perfect human beings nor do we have to pretend to be
Always try to be your best self. #quotes
We are not perfect human beings.
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Or a fool that's the size of a bull who likes to make a horses ass out themselves at work!!!!!! lol 🐃🐄🐂🐮
Never approach a bull from the front, a horse from the rear, are a fool from any direction.
Or a fool that's the size of a bull lol 🐃🐄🐂🐮
I need to remember this one
Lol! WISE words indeed!!
Your approach matters:)
Wise words right there.
Never a Fool...
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"Pinterest is ruining my life... suddenly I want to eat everything... and get married... and have a beautiful home... and perfect hair... and be crafty!" - YOUR ECARDS
swap out getting married for having a baby, and this is totally me.
Instead of get married, uhhh let's have another one haha!
laughing soo hard right now!!!
So true hahahhahaha
STORY OF MY LIFE!
haha! So true!!
This is so true...
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The trouble with fiction is that it makes too much sense. Reality never makes sense!! Story of my life
Book Quote: The trouble with fiction is that it makes too much sense. Reality never makes sense!!
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Pfffffff!!!! fiction vs. reality.
Fiction vs Reality ... so true
never thought if this before..
fiction vs. reality.
Truer words have never been spoken. I could be big again so easily. It's scary. I always wished to be thin before thinking I'd NEVER let myself get big again if I could start over. Well, it's not any easier to avoid my addiction thinner than it was heavier. I could be big again so easily...it scares me.
ain't this the truth....
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woww.. I never thought anyone could describe my life so perfectly.
very. true. Story of my life.... Food obviously winning!
True story... although mostly my love of food wins.
Constant battle.... Very true story!!!!
True story. Typically food wins. D:
So sad yet so true! Story of my life
this is soo true. Story of my life!
haha so true! This is totally me!!
True story! I LOVE FOOD!
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Follow me on pinterest: @ BaLLinISMyH0BBy Hi my name is Shamya and I am a pinaholic!!!!!!
Hi my name is IRIS (princess) and I'm a PINOHOLIC!!! <^ TRUTH
Hi my name is Kaitlyn and I'm uhhhhh well I'm a pinaholic....
Hi, my name is Jess and I'm a pinoholic. True story.
Hi, my name is Nicole and I'm a pinoholic. So true.
My name is Randee & I'm a pinterest addict! Lol!
Hi my name is ______ and I'm a pinaholic.
Quote if my life!
found on funny quotes site....
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I don't have kids, much less teenagers - but I laughed when I read this! Something my dad would have said to us growing up!
hahaha! Oh the days, when I thought I knew everything. . .getting ready for my kids teen years is fun with pinterest!
HAHA my grandfather used to tell me this and I got freaked out at the thought of being on my own...deff passing this to my kids
Saw this many years ago, I wish I would have had a copy of this when I was working with kids that thought they knew it all, but their pay check was spent before they even got it cashed.
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The funny thing is i actually bought this sign for my dad
ain't that the truth. kids these days...
THIS is funny stuff
In our society many funny thoughts are expressed by the people and few statements are so true in ones life that they get the recognition from all and are considered as Funny Quotes. But these Funny Quotes are not only funny but they have the deep rooted meanings hidden in them such as Oscar Wilde had once said in a lighter vein, “When I was young I used to think that money was the most important thing in life. Now that I am old, I know it is.” The lines may appear to be funny but Oscar Wilde has very cleverly conveyed the message of need and importance of money. From the experiences of his life Wilde had understood that there is hardly anything in this world which is complete in the absence of money. Not only the material things but the happiness and relationships are based on the foundations of the money. Remove the money from the scenario and you will find yourself standing alone in the vast ocean of mankind. Thus it is always wise to read the Funny Quotes attentively to understand that towards which direction they are pointing.
365 Happiness Project 2014 – Quote 34
365 Happiness Project 2014 � Quote 34
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I swear this is an Allison Hendrix quote from Orphan Black. (Or it should be!) - " I'm having fruit salad for dinner. Okay, it's mainly grapes. Okay, all grapes. Fermented grapes. I'm having wine for dinner! ... and you know what else? ... I hate yoga! "
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"Wine = fruit salad!" 365 Happiness Project 2014 – Quote 34
365 Happiness Project 2014 – Quote 34 - Boho Weddings™
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Wine Quip. 365 Happiness Project 2014 –
a perfectly healthy dinner :)
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This made me think. My silence is my calmness, my calmness is my kindness and my kindness is who I am. Just a thought...
very true...fits my life perfectly right now.
How i always feel. Truth<3
my life in a nut shell
... so true for INFJs
Some food for thought
True Story #quotes
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This is totally me... Top 29 Collection Of #Random #Funny #Quotes That Go Viral This Year
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Funny thing is that I know people this would fit LOL
My life. Im so freaking talented its insane
once again funny stuff...
I´m freaking talented!
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