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oh man this had me LOL, always thought i was fat back then if i only knew the wrath of the post menopausal body sigh.

Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.

I've always thought that to be the true meaning of the song. Sure he's saying he won't cheat, but he also won't do that.

One day my patience will run out, and I will punch you in the face. Very Hard.

One day my patience will run out, and I will punch you in the face. Very Hard.be warned, bitch

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six hour shift at work, 0 texts when i got off. go home to take a nap. 12 texts and phone calls.

"Kiss my ass! You cheated on me in my dream last night and I'm not over it!"    This sounds like my husband, not me.

My husband said I woke up and slapped him one night and the next morning I told him I had a dream he cheated on me.

Funny Somewhat Topical Ecard: 'I have enough clothes and shoes, I don't need to go shopping', said no woman ever.

eCard--"I have enough clothes and shoes, I don't need to go shopping", said no women ever. So true

So very true.......

I don't have a Honey-Do list. I have an I'll-Do-It-My- Fucking-Self list! And surprise! bahahaha so true

It's not fair. Everyone who got married before Pinterest should get another shot at it. For free. | Wedding Ecard | someecards.com

just not fair. i want to renew my vows just so i can have another wedding, lol.

The problem with closed-minded people is that their mouths are always open.

The problem with closed-minded people is that their mouths are always open. SO TRUE!

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