No, I do NOT like sparkly vampires. Also, you spelled "idolise" both ways: the British way in the American sentence and the American way in the British sentence. And the reason you have the Time Lord is because if he ever shows up here for any extended period of time we will trap him and keep him and hug him forever.
So speaking in terms as if the Doctor where real... We're all accustomed to the TARDIS already that we wouldn't react this way...or it'd be a nonchalant, "It's bigger on the inside. Yes, yes, now let's go Doctor. Get me away from here!"