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Telling a child to go sit in the corner & think about what they've done is not punishment. All it does is give them more time to come up with a better plan for next time.

"Silence is Golden...unless you have kids, then silence is just suspicious" - Funny mom quote that's correct.

Silence is golden! Unless you have a toddler, then silence is very, very suspicious. Laughing Through Motherhood - mom quotes - funny mom quotes - best of moms - humor - meadoria

Yep, that's me. I can't help it.

Haha this is so me! I cant even tell you how many times my mouth has gotten me into trouble bc I definately do not have a filter! And those of you who know me well, know this is a fact.

Ha ha ha this us so true! Plus or dig snores too! Crazy mom ears

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: Mom: The amazing ability to hear a sneeze through closed doors, in the middle of the night, 3 bedrooms away.while daddy snores next to you.

Just Kidding. LOL

Funny Confession Ecard: After exercising I always eat a pizza. just kidding. I don't exercise. You love pizza and BakerStone loves you.

Mmhm.

Free and Funny Friendship Ecard: You're ridiculous. And by that I mean, we are going to best friends.

Ignorant..annoying..people

Funny Independence Day Ecard: Dear Lord, I know you put ignorant, annoying people in my life for a reason, but did you have to put so many, I'm just asking? everyday day of my life

Folding Laundry with a Toddler is like trying to straighten a desk full of papers while a fan blows on it.

Funny Family Ecard: Folding Laundry with a Toddler is like trying to straighten a desk full of papers while a fan blows on it. So true

95% of the decisions in my life.. - http://jokideo.com/95-of-the-decisions-in-my-life/

Ecard : of the decisions I'm my life are based on whether I like the colors of something, if it is pretty, or if it smells good

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Funny Family Ecard: Research shows that in of cases, when someone says 'Oh no she didn't!', she in fact, did.

Ha!

Lol soooo true but as long as they're not hurt because then it's just mean but yeah stay clumsy, people! One time I was going to slide into home plate but I tripped over it but I was still safe! Lol it was funny I was COVERED in the chalk.

All these 9 year olds with iPhones, iPads, and laptops. When I was 9, I felt cool with my new markers.

All these 9 year olds with iPhones, iPads, and laptops. When I was I felt cool with my new markers. The crayon box with the built-in sharpener was the hippest thing ever invented back then

Trouble.

When I have a bad day I like to watch I Didn't Know I was Pregnant to remind myself it could be worse. I could be too dumb to know I have a human growing inside me.

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