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Congratulations. You have been in the room ten seconds and already annoyed me three times. I know a few of these people...

Free and Funny Workplace Ecard: Congratulations. You have been in the room ten seconds and already annoyed me three times.

Yep, nut doesn't fall far from the tree!

That awkward moment when you realize that you just punished your kid for acting exactly like you. Sorry mini me.

You know who this is for!!

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Dear life, When I asked if my day could get worse, it was a rhetorical question not a challenge.

Funny Cry for Help Ecard: Dear life, When I asked if my day could get worse, it was a rhetorical question not a challenge.

You know you have ADD when... You stop mid-sentence and have no idea what you are talking about or what to say next.

You know you have ADD when. You stop mid-sentence and have no idea what you are talking about or what to say next. That's actually not funny as it happens to me all the time and makes the people I am talking to mad at me.

The Worst Case Scenario Expert - Bad News is Good News in Fiction Writing - Writers Write

The Worst Case Scenario Expert - Bad News is Good News in Fiction Writing - Writers Write Hahaha me Definitely.

Hahahah!!!! I was just thinking this today! Stupid signs... Nobody cares if there's a baby on board or how many stick people are in your family!

I've always wondered why people announce they have a baby in the car. as if it makes a difference in the way people drive. This is hilarious!

Oh my god!!! I totally thought this same exact saying and punch line when I was pumping the other day!  I thought I was all funny for coming up with it. Guess I'm not original ;)

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Better yet, post something vague and when you get asked about it, say it's personal and you don't want to talk about it.

For all those that love to share the drama. Ever thought you have to share it on FB because you know in real life people just don't care to hear you moaning again?

My nickname is "Gillette" because I'm  the best a man can get.  Also I will cut you.

My nickname is "Gillette" because I'm the best a man can get. Also I will cut you. This is awesome !

ecards | I really don't care, I'm just going to smile and nod until you shut up.

I really don't care, I'm just going to smile and nod until you shut up.pretty much when people talk to me in Spanish.

Sometimes it hurts physically to hold in my sarcastic comments. | Confession Ecard | someecards.com

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: Sometimes it hurts physically to hold in my sarcastic comments.

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