You didn't take the way I meant! LOLOL
Dear life, thanks- I wish for the strength and wisdom to overcome all of life's challenges! @EnlistMoms
Dear life, when I asked if my could get any worse, it was a rhetorical question not a challenge.
Dear life, thanks! Not how I fell about my dad but definately others in my life :)
Dear life, thanks! So true
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my whole life summed up in one statement.
Oh My Goodness....this is so true. For years I was quiet when I had many thoughts and opinions of my own. Voiced some recently and found out who can dish it out but CANNOT take it! Very revealing!
Isn't it so true... Those who can't handle an opinion are the ones that qualify most for this line!!! LOL
Oh wow this is so true. I'm a very out spoken person so when there's things I haven't said there very strong opinions!
Opinions...(from Beans,Blogs and Bacon on Facebook...https://www.facebook.com/pages/Beans-Blogs-and-Bacon/377356338943734). So True!
This is so true. Apparently I can't have opinions without offending people. Get.over.it.
I'm not sorry one bit. This is soooo true about me!
HA! So true! This is totally me.
so true..Story of my life
I try not to laugh at my own jokes, but we all know I"m hilarious.
True story. Except I don't try to not laugh.
:D SO true! Story of my life!
BAHAHA true story :)
But it''s true.
Lol true story
true story ;)
Story of my life!
This is so true everyone makes mistakes and no one will ever stop making mistakes
"in fact," sasha continued gleefully, "I seem to be continually making mistakes.
you can make mistakes as long as you learn from them
Lol this was me for most of my life
this is funny stuff
Haha totally me!!
True story lol
This is so absolutely true in my life.
and then you can't sleep cause you know all the stuff that needs to be done..
As I lay me down to sleep...so true.
Pretty much... just-for-giggles
I wish this wasn't so true.
This is so true! Hilarious.
So true! Story of my life!
so annoying and so true
Magic bed = so true
a magical place
Story of my life
I Wasn’t Mad Before – But Now I Am - http://funnypicturequotes.com/i-wasnt-mad-before-but-now-i-am/
bwahahaha......so true! My husband HaTeS when I do this!!! bwhahahaha!
This is my life... I've done this to my husband many times! haha
hahaha so true...my husband like to do this to me lol
I hate fights that start like this. #sotrue
When I’m not mad, stop asking if I’m mad.
Oh so true. One of my biggest pet peeves
sooo true...Story of my life
I can't tell if I am dealing well with life these days or I just don't give a shit anymore.
Haha so true. I like to think my life is a nice mix of both.
Homemade tortillas my-kind-of-funny-thought-on-ecards
I'm pretty sure I'm not dealing well with life!!!
but I will play along....just for giggles !!
these quotes hit home for my life holy crap
too true. story of my life right now
Sometimes I wonder...
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So true! haha keep the sign in the closet by the front door and display as needed when guests arrive!
I need this sign for my front door. Another one would say, "the house was clean and then the hubby and kids got home". Ahhhhhh my life!
I want a sign like this that says: "A clean house is a sign of a wasted life."
Really, it was clean yesterday! I need one of these signs on my front door!
I have a sign that says this hanging on my back door! Haha - so true :)
HAHA! YESSS! (a clean house is a sign of a deranged mind.)
Ha ha ha! FUNNY STUFF, BUT TRUE...PLAIN AND SIMPLE.
I need me one of these! #cleanhouse
True story~my life! LOL!
no you can't
A.D.D. is why my conversations are so interesting...they move and shift with rapid fire pace. But it keeps my interpreters (family & friends) on their toes. :D
Amen ~ I will be telling you about my car, then remember I need an oil change, and then think about birds covered in oil in some oil spill, and then remember that funny picture of the penguins in sweaters in about ten seconds flat and blurt out something about those penguins in the middle of talking about my car...yes...this is the story of my life!!
My friends believe I'm random, really though, I've just had 13 more thoughts then them.
I am always changing subjects or bring up random things when talking to friends!
@Toni Carvalho - Thought about you when I saw this. So true, ain't it?
Hahah!! Definitely me and my best friend!! <3
Sad truth, sometimes.
story of my life.
You know it was a good day...this makes me laugh because when I pick up Em we have this routine: she climbs in her seat, I buckle her in as baby bro happily kicks and claps to see her again, I say "baby Paul sure missed you! Mama missed you!! (Exchange nose kisses), then I ask did you have any time outs today baby?," it's always a good day when the answer is no. ;-)
I read this and thought, "so true" then I saw the author was 4 years old and thought, "still true... sad but true"
I think it is amazing when you see just how much thought a 4 year old can put into things 10+ hrs in the past...supposedly kids attention spans are approx 1 minute per year of age in the toddler/pre-school years..anyway, very sweet!
Truth from a 4 year old - wiggles and whimsy knows! http://www.youtube.com/user/FUNNYJOKESFORU?utm_content=buffer75a56&utm_medium=social&utm_source=pinterest.com&utm_campaign=buffer #truth #preschoolmantra
It's so true. Yes I realize that they're quoting a 4 year old. But that makes no difference!
story of my life these days!....leave it to a 4 year old to tell it like it is!
You know it was a good day if you didn’t hit or bite anyone. Kid quote
The 4 year old speaks the truth
Funny stuff from a 4 year old.
story of my life... Hence the nickname "Murphy" :p
My daughter to a T! follow us! we have hundreds of hilarious pics! :) http://media-cache6.pinterest.com/upload/188166090651056568_XnmPWZvx_f.jpg frobb funny
I don't trip, I do a random gravity check! ~ In fact I did one just tonight... :) Early-Onset #Parkinsons
I don't trip, I do a random gravity check! @Lindsey Carter -- Gravity working in ROME!!! :)
I am putting this in my life instead of quotes because face it I am a cute clumsily girl :)
I don't trip, I do a random gravity check! Haha. this is definately my neice, whittany!
If you know me, you know the gravity checks to be an ongoing process in my life! Ha!
follow us! we have hundreds of hilarious pics! :) #Sayings #Quotes
I don’t trip, I do a random gravity check!
I do " random gravity checks" like 24/7
My Life Story
True Story! @Alishia Streiff Graham made me think of you and how just about all your stories start this way! LOL
so this bitch...haha, so true. Story of my life haha
truth is, half my stories start out this way.
Me and the bestfriend... Haha
so true! story of my life
bahaha. true story
So true.... for a few people that are not "welcome" to be a part of my life! ha ha! Burn bridge... burn!
ha ha... I literally visualized the crazies in my life on the other edge with their pitch forks staring at at burning bridge - thank you for that
Throughout my life I never burned bridges, never needed to, never wanted to...never. But now, for our own safety, we have burned any and all that lead to Crazy and his Crazy family so that they can never find a path to abuse us again!
burning bridges... This is so true! Especially with my life recently!!!!
Burn, baby, burn. So true!!! Thank god I've only had to do this once!
This is so true! Thank God for some of my burned bridges.
I dislike burning bridges...but this is so true! ;-)
Been there...true story! Burn baby burn!
All I want to do is sit down for 10 minutes and not #worry about a single damn thing. #postsecret #quote #words This will never happen but wishful thinking!
all i want to do is sit down for ten minutes and not worry about a single.damn.thing #Postsecret
yes, that would be nice....also need to put, be left alone for those ten minutes
So true in my life... never happens though.
ain't that the truth! - post secret
postsecret explaining my life
I'm going to start using this instead of 'because I said so' maybe this will work at my house
Hahaha! I'll have to refer my children to this quote when they are teenagers
Exactly...I have caught myself saying this to one of my children....
It's just that simple! Gonna make a sign and hang this in my house!
I am blowing this up poster size and hanging it in my house!!!
I feel like I need to send this to my children every day!
My children will hear this statement.
...still I win! bwahahahaha...
Funny stuff for parents.
Best pin of life
I wake up every day planning to be productive and then a voice in my head says, "Haha good one!" and we laugh and laugh and take a nap. Haha so true:)
Hahaha yes so true! Story of my life! Me too, but minus the nap ;)
Hahaha yes so true! Story of my life!
true story of my life every day
Totally me on the weekends!
True story of my life! Lol!
So true. My life every day.
Yes! True story! Ha!
High School Problems on
relatable post #2160 and if you are in dance the most common lie is "Okay...just one more time"
The Most Common Lies. I admit that I've said a few of these multiple times in my life.
I think my most common one is "I'm fine." - Most Common Lies-haha so true
Relatable post #2160 YUS! Especially the last one. Lol so true
all of these are true (funny quote)
I know its not a teenager post…
Most Common Lies haha so true
SO TRUE. Story Of My Life.
pretty funny stuff