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Office Space quote: "I've done absolutely nothing all day long and it was everything I thought it could be."

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I'm sorry for saying all those things about you being a slut. The politically correct term is 'sexually festive'.

It is impressive that you are flexible enough to have your foot in your mouth and your head up your ass all at the same time.

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