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Samantha!

SHUT UP. I wear heels bigger than your dick.sometimes I don't even wear heels.

I seriously just cried from laughing so hard

As a female, YES.

Don't get it. But I like it! toilet buddies TV show maneger: "I LIKE IT LETS HIRE HIM!

I seriously just read this as "You're the poop." 《----I seriously laughed harder at this comment than the pin itself

It doesn't even go in to insane mindless eating and food cravings... (*I enjoy being a girl...NOT!*)

Sorry for the language but this is hilarious! omg I died laughing! this is awesome, and true. Kill them and eat their cookies!

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I could totally stab someone. But I too have trouble with capri suns. Is there a stabbing class I could take?

Cougars broken bbbaaahhh

Trust me. When I woke up today I had no plans to be this sexy. But hey, shit happens.

Ok...so I never drink enough to actually have a hangover, but I do like a nice glass of really yummy wine every now and then! (and this was just damn funny)

It's not a hangover, it's wine flu.I've def had the wine flu more then once!

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