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Funny Encouragement Ecard: Lord give me patience . Because, if you give me strength, I'm gonna need bail money to go with it.

'Classy women don't have one night stands. We just had auditions, and you didn't get a callback.'

Classy women don't have one night stands. We just had auditions, and you didn't get a callback. (Another reason to admit a one night stand)

Funny Confession Ecard: I ALWAYS mean what I say... I just don't always mean to say it out loud.

Funny Confession Ecard: I ALWAYS mean what I say. I just don't always mean to say it out loud.

Now that’s funny, SO glad I don’t have to deal with that any more!! D Funny quotes humor laughs

Free and Funny Friendship Ecard: Women on the same menstral cycle as their friends should basically be referred to as gang members. That's how dangerous they are.

Lol sometimes people just deserve a slap in the face.

Darn right I'm a Bitter Infertile! - Page 42

Funny Confession Ecard: When you say everything happens for a reason, don't be surprised when I slap you in the face. It happened for a reason.

I Pretend To Like People Everyday. It's Called Being An Adult And THAT Is Why We Are Allowed To Buy Alcohol. | Cry For Help Ecard

Since I work at a liquor store and deal with stupid, rude people all day, this is particularly relevant. "I pretend to like people everyday. It's called being an adult and THAT is why we are allowed to buy alcohol." Some eCards

Oh, shit! Lol!

Free and Funny News Ecard: I just met a Girl Scout with a credit card reader on her phone. Shit just got real.

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